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Received today:
Discount meds for you and your pets
First or last...it's the same finish line
HF #4362
Today I got:
Baby salad delicious blood pressure medication drivepasscould
#artbydmcbride
I got:
Ass-Catchers Championships
and
Dig her boobs
Runners run
Of course you did.
(but... ass catchers??? huh)
Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!
and a Kennedy to boot!
Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
jules2
Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.
I'm not really dead its a tax fiddle, please fill in the details as requested
Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.
giggle
He tinkledy-binkledy-winkled a bell
I sexual Russian blonde, want to see, come closer
You had me at "sexual Russian"
Take me gently caressing my bunny!
rectumdamnnearkilledem
I sexual Russian blonde, want to see, come closer You had me at "sexual Russian"
This reminds me of "what Sexual Harris meant."
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
1983
I feel sooo deprived. I don't get any spam mail / email etc.
I like the "find out who's been searching for you!" ads
If it was that urgent they would have found me or I would have found them.
Its probably that Nigerian guy looking for the $5000 deposit plus my bank account info that he needs to wire me the $1,000,000 he promised.