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      Received today:

       

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        Today I got:

         

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          I got:

           

           Ass-Catchers Championships

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          Dig her boobs

           

          I  guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house

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            Of course you did.

             

             

            (but... ass catchers???  huh)

             

               

              Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!

               and a Kennedy to boot!


              Imminent Catastrophe

                Someone out there really, really thinks I need a watch.

                "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                 "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                 

                √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                jules2

                  Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.

                   

                   

                  I'm not really dead its a tax fiddle, please fill in the details as requested

                  Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

                    "How well I might have swept his floors for ever"


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                        "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                         "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                        "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                         

                        √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                        Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                        Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                        Imminent Catastrophe

                          Take me gently caressing my bunny!

                          "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                           "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                          "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                           

                          √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                          Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                          Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                          Needs more cowbell!


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                            You had me at "sexual Russian"


                             

                            This reminds me of "what Sexual Harris meant."

                            I shoot pretty things! ~

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                            1983

                              I feel sooo deprived.  I don't get any spam mail / email etc. 

                               

                              Favorite quote: Stop your crying you little girl! 2011: Mt Washington, Washington Trails, Peaks Island, Pikes Peak.

                                I like the "find out who's been searching for you!" ads

                                 

                                If it was that urgent they would have found me or I would have found them.

                                 

                                Its probably that Nigerian guy looking for the $5000 deposit plus my bank account info that he needs to wire me the $1,000,000 he promised.