You're braver than I am, making contact with a porta-potty seat. I've perfected the "burning quads hover move" for those stops.
But, you're right. A porta-potty beats a poison ivy patch any day.
I just dont have a burning quads hover in me at mile 16 of a long run. Sigh. I need to be more like SIL who does the hover move ALWAYS even in the comfort of her own home. Her ass has not contacted a toilet since she was 10.
I am going to go with the "took a shower too soon" sweat. You know the kind when you take a shower still warm and get out of the shower and THEN you sweat like crazy. So everyone in the office thinks you never showered at all.
and dh's 100 degree bike ride sweats.
Beware the Pink Boxing Gloves of DOOM!
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer
2008 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM, M
Faster than a speeding toddler.....