Ever ask a dumb question? (Read 496 times)

We lawyers are famous for this. Defense lawyer to witness: Why did you think she was dead? Witness: Because she wasn't breathing and there was no brain function. Defense lawyer: Couldn't she have been in another state? Witness: Well, considering her condition, I guess she could have been practicing law somewhere. _________________ I asked a question on the general running thread about removal of rocks from your shoe in the middle of a run. ZERO responses. ZILCH! I don't think I've ever seen that before. HaHa! After re-reading my question, I have to admit that it was lame. Much like my running lately. What are some other lame questions that you have seen?

(i'm so tight these days, i find a bench, lift up my foot, remove shoe and rock, put shoe back on) i've never asked a dumb question, but i've given lots of stupid answers. for instance.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" I felt something in my shoe during a half marathon, so i ran over to the curb, loosened the laces, janked off the shoe and shook out a dime! Crammed the shoe back on and laced up, ran running again trying to cram the dime into that little pocket on the inside of my shorts. I figured it would bring me luck.