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Go see what your pirate name is...perhaps you are another brother I can pick on...yes!
Bring it.
"If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus
Maniac
Dirty Sam Rackham
"You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
I said I bathed daily....Of course, maybe that's the smell they are trying to get rid of....
Marathon Maniac #6740
Goals for 2015:
Run 3 marathons (modified: Run 2 marathons--Lost Dutchman 02/2015 and Whiskey Row 05/2015)
Run a 50-miler (Ran a 53.8 mile race 11/14/2015)
Run 1,500 miles (uhhh...how about 1,400?)
Stay healthy
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Punk!
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Abs of Flabs
Hey, we have the same last name? Are you another kid brother I can push around? Awesome!
Please don't hurt me. I'm just a pirate wannabe.
Bring me some rum and maybe I'll be nice.
No, Dirty Roger Rackham.
MTA: Well I just picked up some Warped Tour CDs, just because one of them had a track by Flogging Molly and I got excited. So, I think maybe the answer is that I am sort of a punk - and impulsive.
Dirty Grace Flint
Are you sure you went to the *pirate* name generator???
punk - and impulsive.
Isn't that redundant?
Heh.
In related news, my Daniels workout today involved several 400s, run at what he calls "repeat" pace. Which he shorthands in his tables as R pace.
Today, I ran R pace.
The favored pace of running pirates.
They need to slow it down. Too much R is bad.
12-week layoff
The Crap Whisperer
Could also be my cowgirl name
Being the best tiny spec that I can be!
Iron Roger Kidd
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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I think this makes me head Pirate ... Now go get me some wine and women!
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it Great!
Menace to Sobriety
Bloody Jack Roberts
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
This is dead on.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016