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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I got to 40meters at the price of skipping A Tale of Two Cities in my class, and moving onto the next. It's a matter of holding down q and w until the foot strikes and using o and p while it's striding down. One leg at a time, but I do agree, everyone's already a winner---the other 60meters would just be icing on the cake.
not bad for mile 25
Heh. Is he sadistic toward the poor cartoon dude, or to certain people who now have an addiction to the game (Kirsten)?
Nah, I'm not addicted...I played twice and got bored. I played Angry Birds a lot longer (a couple of weeks before I got bored with that).
Angry Birds recently told me I had killed 1,000 pigs. Made me feel pathetic.
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Holy crap!
I have never been able to QWOP more than -13 meters.
Today I took Airborn and I QWOPed -432 meters!!
ROBOMARAFUL!!!!!
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
Why is it sideways?
Holy crap! I have never been able to QWOP more than -13 meters. Today I took Airborn and I QWOPed -432 meters!! ROBOMARAFUL!!!!!
I am a doctor and I recommend that you take airborne. My wife is a school teacher.
In Germany, you are a Doctor.
In Nashville, you are a doctor.
On the internet, the best you can be is a QWOPPER.
Heh.
In Germany, you are a Doctor. In Nashville, you are a doctor. On the internet, the best you can be is a QWOPPER. Heh.
You're a QWOPper Doctor. Or maybe that should be the next internet game.
QWOP Brain Surgeon would be pretty fun.
I've got a fever...
Bored with Angry Birds? Time to move on to Fruit Ninja.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Ooh, the hubby HATES when I play that. Kinda like I hate when he plays Half-Life and sounds like he's having a coronary at his computer.
Woohoo! (Too much time on my hands this evening.)
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How do you make him do a standing flip?
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.