Top 10 reasons I hate my virtual partner (Read 670 times)

CoachC

Go Green Wave!

posted: 8/6/2007 at 8:37 PM
modified: 8/6/2007 at 8:37 PM

10.He never needs to stop for water 9. The Florida humidity doesn't effect him 8. Hills don't effect him 7. He never gets injured 6. He doesn't care if I get a cramp 5. I can't hear him closing in on me 4. I swear he is Kenyan! (I don't hate Kenyans, but who can beat 'em?!) 3. He's like Pepe le Pu, no matter how far I am in front of him, he has this crazy ability to close in fast! 2. The normal rules of physics don't apply to him (he is in the Matrix!) and the #1 reason I hate my virtual partner is... ... ... 1. He is skinnier than me

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 8/6/2007 at 9:04 PM

Quote from CoachC on 8/6/2007 at 8:37 PM:

10.He never needs to stop for water 9. The Florida humidity doesn't effect him 8. Hills don't effect him 7. He never gets injured 6. He doesn't care if I get a cramp 5. I can't hear him closing in on me 4. I swear he is Kenyan! (I don't hate Kenyans, but who can beat 'em?!) 3. He's like Pepe le Pu, no matter how far I am in front of him, he has this crazy ability to close in fast! 2. The normal rules of physics don't apply to him (he is in the Matrix!) and the #1 reason I hate my virtual partner is... ... ... 1. He is skinnier than me

The BASTARD.

2009: BQ?