Pooped your pants while running? (Read 1525 times)

I haven't, but have come dangerously close! I've had to drop multiple roadside loads. Fortunately, these were all night runs and I live in a small town, so it's not as though there were plenty of witnesses to my indiscretion!

I like my Pad Thai hot. They hey ask if I want it mild, medium, hot, our THAI HOT.  I go for the Thai hot!!!

I run with a friend of mine about three times a week.  He likes nicknames and even names all our running routes, too.  He lives less than a mile away and there is this short 4mile loop we take relatively regularly.  For some reason we have ended up taking that route very, very often on mornings after I have had my fiery Pad Thai For lunch.  About 2 miles in, I get these gut splitting cramps just bend me over ........ resulting in me doing a scary ass-clinching half-mile slow walk on a b-line back to his place.  I have destroyed his toilet probably a half s dozen times......but have only sharted once.

he calls this the Thai Sharts route now......