RunningAHEAD - Topic: The internet

Trent

Good Bad & The Monkey

posted: 11/22/2008 at 9:51 AM

I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

Poor baby

jules2

posted: 11/22/2008 at 3:47 PM

Years ago the couple next door had shall we say a lively relationship and she was given anti depressants. One day she told Mrs Jules that she'd realised it was her husband that was the problem and had been crushing the tablets into his food as a result of this her life was much better! I could almost understand her logic but couldn't believe that she mentioned it to us.

Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 11/22/2008 at 4:56 PM
modified: 11/22/2008 at 4:57 PM

I don't need a pill for that. Beer makes me smarter, more interesting, funnier,and better looking.

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

adora

posted: 11/23/2008 at 11:55 PM
modified: 1/3/2009 at 5:22 AM

Bored...

And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves. - Spartacus

areesemd

posted: 11/24/2008 at 6:42 AM

Quote from Trent on 11/22/2008 at 9:51 AM:

I laughed when I saw this in the paper. Every day...

zoom-zoom

rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 11/24/2008 at 10:42 AM

Quote from Craig S on 11/22/2008 at 4:56 PM:

I don't need a pill for that. Beer makes me smarter, more interesting, funnier,and better looking.

When you drink it, or when others do...? Big grin

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 11/24/2008 at 5:01 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 11/24/2008 at 10:42 AM:

When you drink it, or when others do...?

Both!!

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

AroundTheHorn

posted: 11/24/2008 at 5:36 PM

Roads, where we're going we don't need any....roads.

adora

posted: 12/26/2008 at 3:10 PM
modified: 1/3/2009 at 5:22 AM

Quote from adora on 11/23/2008 at 11:55 PM:

War and Peace

And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves. - Spartacus

xor

posted: 12/26/2008 at 3:19 PM

Whenever my ex-MIL refers to ordering something from amazon, she doesn't just call it "amazon". She refers to it as "amazon dot com on the internet". Every time.

TJoseph

posted: 12/26/2008 at 3:32 PM

I gave my MIL a computer several years ago. It was an extra one I had lying around my office. I connected it to the Internet and showed her how to use it. She never did. Eventually I had to remove it because it was in the way of where she wanted to put her TV.

adora

posted: 12/26/2008 at 5:38 PM
modified: 12/26/2008 at 5:40 PM

Dr. Mengele started filming me. I ran. He chased me to my house. I ran. Grammar Nazis are war. Real is war. / Peace.

And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves. - Spartacus

xor

posted: 12/26/2008 at 5:46 PM

Real is war. / Peace.

You know, the original name was "Real is war. /Peace what is it good for?"

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