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Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
OK, registration for The Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon has been open for four days now, and not a peep about it from Trent. We're worried about you, Trent, are you OK?
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
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Guess you haven't been checking the 2000 club
Good Bad & The Monkey
IMPORTANT For your safety and for the safety of others, absolutely no unregistered participants (including friends, family, coaches and pacers), automobiles, bicycles, cell phones, headsets including ipods and any other music players, in-line skates, hand cycles, hand-cranked wheelchairs, baby joggers, strollers or pets are allowed on the course. There are no early starts. No unregistered persons are allowed on the course. In accordance with USATF rules, individuals in violation of these rules may be disqualified and asked to leave the course. Download a complete set of the Rules of Competition (acrobat reader required). The 10 mile race will have to be rerouted now.
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
Marathon? ... To be clear: THINGS THAT ARE PERMITTED AT THE MONKEY unregistered participants (including friends, family, coaches and pacers) automobiles bicycles cell phones headsets including ipods and any other music players in-line skates (beware on the hills) hand cycles (whatever this is) hand-cranked wheelchairs (yeah, good luck on them hills) baby joggers strollers pets Everybody will get an early start. How is 7am? Unregistered persons are allowed on the course. USATF rules? Huh? What's that? Individuals not suffering adequately during the monkey may be disqualified and asked to leave the course. 10 mile race? Not in our lifetimes. The Monkey is a marathon...
Since the USATF crackdown I've been carrying a large boombox on my shoulder. Is that OK?
Please tell me this thing is going AT LEAST another year.
Sure. That, though, is soooo '80s. A fellow over at the Monkey is planning on his 2007 version: click