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posted: 5/7/2008 at 10:11 PM |
Okay, a disclaimer here:
1. I have a sick sense of humor. I know this.
2. I love The Onion. They kill me.
3. You should have posted this in The Swamp. Don't be surprised when you get a few unfriendly comments. Which you'll richly deserve.
That said ... I think I ruptured something laughing. Is there a doctor in the house?
Favorite line: "I'd really like to find somebody with leukemia. I know they do a swim."
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There's some comedian that has a similar bit. The punchline of his gag is: "I hope they find a cure for cancer soon. Cuz I'm getting tired of doing 5-k's."
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posted: 5/7/2008 at 10:48 PM |
| That's the line that did it for me too. It built up the whole time, but when he said that I burst out laughing and couldn't stop. |
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posted: 5/7/2008 at 11:11 PM
modified: 5/7/2008 at 11:23 PM |
| Quote from JakeKnight on 5/7/2008 at 10:11 PM:
...3. You should have posted this in The Swamp...
No. This belongs in the general forum. Please don't limit general-interest items to your oh-so-elite clique. So there. </rant>.
I love The Onion, South Park, and all those other "insensitive" comedies. Here's a sick but funny one, even funnier if you have to deal with TSA frequently:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/reporters_expose_airport_security
The laugh line for me was:
"I'm told they could not even subdue our reporter Dan Baker who, by the way, was in terrible shape" |
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posted: 5/7/2008 at 11:35 PM |
| Quote from PerfesserR on 5/7/2008 at 11:11 PM: No. This belongs in the general forum. Please don't limit general-interest items to your oh-so-elite clique. So there. </rant>.
I love The Onion, South Park, and all those other "insensitive" comedies. Here's a sick but funny one, even funnier if you have to deal with TSA frequently:
You've mistakenly misinterpreted my condescending, patronizing faux sensitivity for the feelings of others for the usual elitist prickery that might be expected. While this is obviously an understandable mistake, here it was misplaced: I was only trying to point out the inherent dangers in introducing excessively swampy things into the great unknown of the scary place. First its a morbidly insensitive Onion clip, then a few Scout's mom with a cow jokes, a few references to Candice's colon ... then its all downhill on a slippery slop that could lead to almost overnight chaos. Soon there'd be boobs everywhere. And who needs that?
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posted: 5/7/2008 at 11:58 PM |
| Quote from JakeKnight on 5/7/2008 at 11:35 PM: Soon there'd be boobs everywhere.
I fail to see the problem here. |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 12:13 AM
modified: 5/8/2008 at 12:13 AM |
| Quote from Bonkin on 5/7/2008 at 11:58 PM: I fail to see the problem here.
I'm starting to think you use the search box to find mention of boobs |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 12:19 AM |
| Quote from ShanHas on 5/8/2008 at 12:13 AM: I'm starting to think you use the search box to find mention of boobs
No, that's Scout's job.  |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 12:32 AM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 5/8/2008 at 12:19 AM:No, that's Scout's job.
thought that was doing GoBlue's mom |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 12:33 AM |
| Quote from ShanHas on 5/8/2008 at 12:32 AM: thought that was doing GoBlue's mom
That too. He's a busy man.  |
Kirsten
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.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 12:37 AM |
| Quote from ShanHas on 5/8/2008 at 12:13 AM: I'm starting to think you use the search box to find mention of boobs
What is this search box of which you speak? |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 1:16 AM |
| It is the box at the top right, labeled with the word, "GETM". |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 1:35 AM |
| Quote from Trent on 5/8/2008 at 1:16 AM: It is the box at the top right, labeled with the word, "GETM".
Damn. Both of my carefully laid traps have been sprung by non-victims tonight. |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 1:37 AM |
| Quote from ShanHas on 5/8/2008 at 12:13 AM: I'm starting to think you use the search box to find mention of boobs
That's brilliant. You're a genius. |
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posted: 5/8/2008 at 1:45 AM |
Got that one a little late...
That's the Onion for you, giving political correctness the middle finger in true henious fashion.
I am going to hell for laughing at that. |
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