>Off the Beaten Path>Reasons I should have my US citizenship revoked...
Needs more cowbell!
Move to Philly. Lots to do.
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
✓ 1st olympic distance duathlon - AG 2nd!!
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race - no MTB in '13
✓ Half Fanatic
✓ punch Type 1 in the junk
Hmmm...and cheesesteak sammiches...
You won't let american cheeze in your house but you'll eat cheez whiz?? Wassup wit dat?
Just so long as it doesn't come into my house. And at least Cheez Whiz isn't trying to pass itself off as a real dairy product. No wonder the world hates us Americans...look at the sham "cheese" we named after ourselves!
Abs of Flabs
First of all the world doesn't hate US Americans. It hates YOU Americans. I'm from Massachusetts, remember?
Yeah because Head and Limburger are sooooo much better...
Oh and nothing wrong with the Golden Arches every once in a while...
well, I do like American Idol. but...
You wouldn't catch me dead at a McDonalds
I wouldn't sport a colored ribbon of any sort for any cause
not only do I not get Oprah, I really, strongly dislike the View...and Rosie BIG MOUTH Odonnell.
I'm actually on the lowest end of my healthy weight range...and I've never used the excuse, "Oh, I had 4 kids and I'm 37!"
I drive a mini van but non of us play or even like soccer.
I'm not on the hysteria bandwagon that is GLOBAL WARMING.
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