Forums >General Running>A mud run is being sued for causing injury. By a bandit.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
I have to wonder if he got teased as a kid...Bobby Fuckto!
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
But you don't use your numbers...I think that's the difference. Guys who use Jr. aren't generally douchey (I'm pretty fond of Robert Downey, Jr.), but if they openly use II or III or IV (etc.), then it always seems like an asshole red flag.
Runners run
Not sure he gets to choose whether to use the numerals or not in an official court filing, if that's his legal name.
Indeed.
Also: "asshole red flag". My ESL brain ponders that phrase in all kinds of ways.
Kinky....
Imminent Catastrophe
Heh. Officially I happen to be Eugenio VIII. It is still true, alas.
Heh.
Officially I happen to be Eugenio VIII.
It is still true, alas.
Eugenio VIII. You should be an Emperor of somewhere.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
I am, man.
I am.
Pope! Pope Eugenio VIII
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Guys with roman numerals after their names are invariably douchebags. It's true.
Ha! My husband is a II. It is part of his legal name on his birth certificate. I think it's silly, but hold it against his mother, who has odd pockets of pretentiousness.
My son is technically the 4th D. Ivan, but they all have different first names, so no #s after any of the names. We mostly kept up with the tradition for fun...Deucle, Darrell, Derek, Dane...
Deucle?
It's Dutch. Not any worse than the Gunnar and Soren(s) in my family, I guess. Though he always went by D. or Duke, so I think maybe he thought his name was lame.
A Saucy Wench
I believe the next time we meet up I shall call thee Sir Eugenio VIII
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
An emperor and a duke and you guys don't like trifecta's handle?
My people were little people. Little swarthy people.
Kalsarikännit
more EXTREEEEEEEME stuff
Get with it, old man. Nothing is extreme (or even XTREME) anymore. Everything is EPIC!!!!!! Absolutely everything. Epic runs, Epic rides, Epic races. It is kind of like the word "classy". If someone uses the word, you can guarantee that it is not.
I got mud on me at a gimmicky race. It was Epic!!!!
I want to do it because I want to do it. -Amelia Earhart
Hoodoo Guru
Meawhile the ad on the right side of this page for me currently shows a mud run with this slogan... Mud. Fire. Beer. Music. Glory! Hey, what could go wrong?
Meawhile the ad on the right side of this page for me currently shows a mud run with this slogan...
Mud. Fire. Beer. Music. Glory!
Hey, what could go wrong?
My ads "Milky Way." I feel not much can go wrong with a candy bar. And suddenly I'm hungry.
The tangents are moot.