A mud run is being sued for causing injury. By a bandit.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/21/2012 at 1:00 PM

I currently get EUGENE MUD RUNS. "Struggle through 20+ obstacles".

Heck yes.

I wouldn't consider it if they only had 19.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Doug B

posted: 5/21/2012 at 1:25 PM

Quote from srlopez on 5/21/2012 at 1:00 PM:

I currently get EUGENE MUD RUNS. "Struggle through 20+ obstacles".

Heck yes.

I wouldn't consider it if they only had 19.

Last time I had the mud runs it felt like there were at least 10 obstacles between the couch and the can. So I can relate.

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srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/21/2012 at 1:58 PM

Wait a sec. In English, my middle name is Eugene. Perhaps that isn't an ad. Maybe it is a message targeted at me to give me the skitters.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Doug B

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:00 PM

Quote from srlopez on 5/21/2012 at 1:58 PM:

Wait a sec. In English, my middle name is Eugene. Perhaps that isn't an ad. Maybe it is a message targeted at me to give me the skitters.

That's how my twisted humor read it.

So what's for lunch today? Taco del Mar?

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srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:03 PM
modified: 5/21/2012 at 2:04 PM

That was my Friday pre-race meal before Saturday's ultra. I'm not kidding.

I guess I will just go straight for the chicken vindaloo followed by a banana split.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

gumbee

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:07 PM

Quote from srlopez on 5/21/2012 at 2:03 PM:

That was my Friday pre-race meal before Saturday's ultra.

It would be Saturday's runs for me

WrigleyGirl

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:21 PM

Quote from srlopez on 5/21/2012 at 1:58 PM:

Wait a sec. In English, my middle name is Eugene.

How many damn names do you have? I think you are a name hoarder. If names were empty milk cartons, you'd have to shovel a path in the middle of your house. And what about all the starving children that don't get names because of you? What is it like to be in the 1%? In the name world, you are a Bank of America executive.

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srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:26 PM

No no no.

I use my names for good.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:48 PM

You can call him Maurice!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

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srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:50 PM

I know from pompitous.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

gumbee

posted: 5/21/2012 at 2:53 PM

Quote from WrigleyGirl on 5/21/2012 at 2:21 PM:

How many damn names do you have?

Senior Robert Eugenio Stevie Ray Eugene Mclovin Roberto Lopez III

kinda rolls off the tongue

CliveF

posted: 5/21/2012 at 4:27 PM
modified: 5/21/2012 at 4:28 PM

More like an oral St. Vitus dance.

MTA: I was really hoping this post would get a top-of-page and lose its context.

Purdey

posted: 5/22/2012 at 5:14 AM
modified: 5/22/2012 at 5:15 AM

“the Defendants placed the Muddy Pool immediately before the finish line of the 5km (3.1miles) race, a location at which racers were likely to be and/or forseeably would be fatigued, jostling and bumping about, slipping, sliding, stumbling, falling, contacting each other, unsteady, of unsure footing, exhausted, disoriented, with reduced visual acuity, coordination, and motor control;”

Sounds like the finish of most 5k races.

http://www.everyclick.com/145miles#

spaniel

mileage hound

posted: 5/22/2012 at 5:26 AM

Quote from Purdey on 5/22/2012 at 5:14 AM:

“the Defendants placed the Muddy Pool immediately before the finish line of the 5km (3.1miles) race, a location at which racers were likely to be and/or forseeably would be fatigued, jostling and bumping about, slipping, sliding, stumbling, falling, contacting each other, unsteady, of unsure footing, exhausted, disoriented, with reduced visual acuity, coordination, and motor control;”

Roll eyes

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Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 5/22/2012 at 11:07 AM

disoriented? I cant say I have ever been disoriented at the end of a 5K. Ooooooh maybe mud runs should install a Tilt-a-whirl obstacle

I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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