Forums >Health and Nutrition>"Pink Slime" in 70% of U.S. Ground Beef
Dave
Dude, that's a gnome. MTA: They taste nothing like elves.
Dude, that's a gnome.
MTA: They taste nothing like elves.
I thought they both tasted sort of like chicken.
Food
With an extra tingle.
testing testing
A Saucy Wench
Elves are stringier and more gamey, but leaner. Gnomes are very marbled.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
mileage hound
I knew somebody would call that out, but I was fresh out of elf jokes.
2013 goals: Kick some arse. Moreso than 2012.
"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand
"Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5
Blame those damn Expedia lobbyists!
Hey now. Expedia user #4 scowls at you.
On the plus side, neither have been given growth hormones.
I personally prefer soy elf.
"Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood." -Daniel Burnham
"Good grief you are gross." -L Train
I helped get the original Expedia on the air. I even have a cool award and stuff. Ooo aaah. The first four user IDs in expedia are the big cheese, the development manager, the development/production liaison, and the production program manager (yo!). Travelocity beat us out by a bit, but their first version was terrrrible. Our biggest competition out the gate was something called 'cheap tickets'.
Back in 1996, a big piece of the initial production process involved printing paper tickets and snail mailing them to people when they made reservations. Yes, "etickets" and "ticketless travel" were not quite ready for primetime.
Game of Gnomes.
Oh, and if you ever wonder what a 'production program manager' does, it is TOTALLY the job done by that dude in Office Space who has to try to explain what he does to the Bobs, can't, and gets all flustered. "So basically you don't do anything..."
Back to stawberry soft serve.
Has Expedia resorted to pink slime?
I can't tell you. I know that 1996-1999, we used the green slime from Nickelodeon.
I can't tell you. green slime from Nickelodeon.
I see how you avoided saying "I don't know".
Oh crap.
Heh.
That is why the serial killer in Washington had a pig farm.
As a native of Washington, I can't rest easy until I mention that the pig-farmer serial killer was in British Columbia. Not that Washington doesn't have its own list of infamy...
There, I feel better.
Is that soylent pink?
No, that's me. (soylent pink. Not soy elf. "Elf Field Roast")
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