RunningAHEAD - Topic: Slow night at the cop shop

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/7/2007 at 11:37 PM

A police officer just stopped by to give us a copy of the village's policy on non-running, non-registered cars parked within the village. did's old '89 Civic has been sitting undriven for about 1.5 years, now. Apparently this is a no-no. But what's up with stopping by at 11:30 pm to inform us of this...?

And, of course...I answer the door in a t-shirt with no bra and my pink very short sweatshorts with "Hustler" embroidered across the ass. Yeah, the same shorts I won't wear out of the house for any reason, yet an officer of the law stops by and this is the attire I am in. WTF?! k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

RunChicRun

madness baby

posted: 8/7/2007 at 11:41 PM

Nice to know you're keepin' it classy, girlfriend. Way to represent.

deb

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/7/2007 at 11:41 PM

Yeah, I'm just workin' hard to fit in with the locals. Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

RunChicRun

madness baby

posted: 8/7/2007 at 11:45 PM

I'm still laughing at your shorts! That is just the funniest thing. Maybe now the cop will come back at 11:30 at night. Wink

deb

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/7/2007 at 11:47 PM

Ugh, he's probably down at the station right now regaling his cop buddies with the story of the braless chick with the trashy shorts. If they knew I was also the chick running all over the neighborhood in a skirt they'd really have a laugh, I'm sure! Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Mississippi

posted: 8/8/2007 at 12:08 AM

Quote from RunChicRun on 8/7/2007 at 11:41 PM:

Nice to know you're keepin' it classy, girlfriend. Way to represent.

LMAO!

Michelle

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 8/8/2007 at 1:29 AM

You Ho. Are you sure you're not related to Scout and me? Pic of the shorts seems a necessity now.

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

Scout7

posted: 8/8/2007 at 7:15 AM

Quote from kooky2003 on 8/8/2007 at 1:29 AM:

You Ho. Are you sure you're not related to Scout and me? Pic of the shorts seems a necessity now.

Preferably while they are being worn. And for the record, I'm not a ho. I'm a cheap slut.

diddidit

Team HTFU NCTR Driver

posted: 8/8/2007 at 8:13 AM

Quote from kooky2003 on 8/8/2007 at 1:29 AM:

Pic of the shorts seems a necessity now.

I'm on it. did

Scout7

posted: 8/8/2007 at 8:39 AM

Quote from diddidit on 8/8/2007 at 8:13 AM:

I'm on it. did

I KNEW I could count on you!

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/8/2007 at 9:05 AM

*burns shorts* *buries shorts in backyard...under used kitty litter*

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

rockenmamaof5

posted: 8/8/2007 at 9:13 AM

*taps fingers patiently waiting*

Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson

diddidit

Team HTFU NCTR Driver

posted: 8/8/2007 at 12:56 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/8/2007 at 9:05 AM:

*burns shorts* *buries shorts in backyard...under used kitty litter*

Pics in undies it is. did

diddidit

Team HTFU NCTR Driver

posted: 8/8/2007 at 12:57 PM

*sad did* I think my best option is probably www.junkmycar.com... did

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/8/2007 at 1:04 PM

Junking Zeke...? Sad

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

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