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| Cliche'd Argument Thread - trolls welcome (Read 694 times) |
Mr Inertia view logHeck of a Guy |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:25 PM |
Let's consolidate
All dogs should be euthanized/all dogs are great and the owners should be euthanized
Joggers are ruining our sport/the more the merrier
Galloway training will help you run your best marathon/Gallowalkers are subhuman
I'm sure I'm missing a few. Please, chime in, these haven't been discussed enough |
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| view log Funky Monkey |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:28 PM |
| It is possible to predict your 50k time to within a second based on your third 400 out of 7, given complete recovery between them, maintaining a HR of 159 during them and keeping your cadence at 181 throughout. |
| It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack. |
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| view log Hurdle the Dead |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:29 PM |
Here's a couple more:
iPods are a fun way to spice up your run! vs. iPlodders aren't real runners and they're marathon death traps!
Or
Dean Karnazes is a sexy inspiration! vs. Dean Karnazes is the running anti-Christ who's ruining the world with his evil marketing campaigns!
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I could think of more, but I'm leaving this thread and never looking back. I expect EnduranceMan to arrive any second, like a fly on poop. |
E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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"The past is nothing but a series of recollections; it does not own you ... if we are prisoners of the past, we are jailer as well."
~~ Jack Kerley, The Hundredth Man
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| view log Hurdle the Dead |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:32 PM |
Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/13/2008 at 7:30 PM:Damn, you beat me to it! 
It was an obvious one. Mr. Inertia deserves demerits for leaving it out.
It's the unholy trinity of running boards: ipods, Galloway, and Karnazes.
If they all appear at the same time, any running website instantly vanishes in a puff of snark.
(Yes, Trent, apologies to D. Adams. Categorize me as a plagiarist.)
Now I'm really leaving. This is gonna stupid. Er. |
E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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"The past is nothing but a series of recollections; it does not own you ... if we are prisoners of the past, we are jailer as well."
~~ Jack Kerley, The Hundredth Man
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| view log Hurdle the Dead |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:34 PM |
| Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/13/2008 at 7:33 PM: Don't forget Chi/Pose running debates.
Oh, snap. I'd add that to the trinity, but I don't know what the four version is. Quaternaty?
Besides, the Chi/Pose debate is usually one excited cult member versus 50 people hosing him down. It's not pretty. |
E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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"The past is nothing but a series of recollections; it does not own you ... if we are prisoners of the past, we are jailer as well."
~~ Jack Kerley, The Hundredth Man
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| view log Swamp Despot |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:35 PM
modified: 2/13/2008 at 7:36 PM |
Periodization is important, focused training needs intervals, hillwork, long runs and varied paces based on heart rate vs shut up and just run!  |
| You're the bestest out of all the minions. ~ Scout7 |
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| view log Playmaker / nemesis |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:37 PM |
A running board is another great place for political discourse.
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Don't care what side you're on, get your damn politics off my running board. |
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20 |25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00
What are you doing? |
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| view log Funky Monkey |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:37 PM |
| That reminds me of the time I ran from kroger to kroger to kroger. |
| It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack. |
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Mr Inertia view logHeck of a Guy |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:41 PM |
| Quote from JakeKnight on 2/13/2008 at 7:32 PM: It was an obvious one. Mr. Inertia deserves demerits for leaving it out.
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You know that feeling when you sleep in, don't run and your training log has a big fat goose egg when you're supposed to get in your 8 miles w/10 x 100 striders? I feel like that now.
What do I need to do to get rid of those demerits? I don't want them on my permanent record.
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| view log Funky Monkey |
posted: 2/13/2008 at 7:42 PM |
| Quote from Dragon76 on 2/13/2008 at 7:38 PM: Have I mentioned today how great local organic tofu is?
Give em to me.
Oh, and really, biodynamic is far better than organic.
Except on Friday nights. |
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