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Guess what I can do? (Read 923 times)


Prophet!

    nothing wrong with a minivan Smile I drive one (a Toyota Sienna) everyday...i can fit surfboards, skateboards, running shoes, oh yeah and a two-year old in it...chicks dig men who drives minivans Smile
    JakeKnight


      You're a woman. Thus I question the "can" drive part. I think you mean "licensed to." There's a difference, you know. I'm going to go hide now. Please don't hurt me.

      E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com
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      Why is it sideways?

        You're a woman. Thus I question the "can" drive part. I think you mean "licensed to." There's a difference, you know. I'm going to go hide now. Please don't hurt me.
        Feeling antagonistic, JK? Grumpy about something? Let's hug it out, bro...
        JakeKnight


          Feeling antagonistic, JK? Grumpy about something? Let's hug it out, bro...
          You're right. I shouldn't have said women can't drive. Very politically incorrect of me. I meant "womyn." It's more gender-neutral. Can I still get that hug?

          E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com
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          Why is it sideways?

            I meant "womyn." It's more gender-neutral. Can I still get that hug?
            Dude, only when you realize that it's not about neutrality anymore. That's man-thinking. Went out of style a century ago. It's about going to the suffering and acting from there. We affirm difference; we don't cloak it in the neutral language of universality. Whoah. Sorry. I think I went a little hostile on you there. A testosterone surge. Maybe I'm the one who needs the hug. C'mere you big gorilla.
            JakeKnight


              That's man-thinking. Went out of style a century ago. It's about going to the suffering and acting from there. We affirm difference; we don't cloak it in the neutral language of universality.
              I'm sure I should probably be offended. Or would be, if I was smart enough to grasp the above. And as soon as I find someone to explain to me what you just said, I'll be back. So watch it. In the meantime, I'd stay off the road while Claire's driving. New Zealand is probably far enough way to keep us safe, but you never know. Women Womyn get lost easy, too, ya know? I'm going to go hide now. Over and out, Fastest Hippie East of the Pecos.

              E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com
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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                You're a woman. Thus I question the "can" drive part. I think you mean "licensed to." There's a difference, you know. I'm going to go hide now. Please don't hurt me.
                What kind of transmission does your car have? If you drive an automagic you know I will laugh at you and your silly car. Tongue /woman who DRIVES a car with a clutch and 5 manual gears. Big grin

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay

                Mile Collector


                Abs of Flabs

                  ...chicks dig men who drives minivans Smile
                  I'm sold. I'll trade in my car tomorrow for a minivan, soccer mom style.
                  Mile Collector


                  Abs of Flabs

                    /woman who DRIVES a car with a clutch and 5 manual gears.
                    That's hot!
                    Chris UK


                      /woman who DRIVES a car with a clutch and 5 manual gears. Big grin
                      ..notes the one with 'R' on it goes backwards Evil grin Wink

                      2013

                      3000 miles

                      Sub 19:00 for 5K  05-03-13 Clee Prom 5K - 19:00:66 that was bloody close!

                      Sub-40:00 for 10K 17-03-13 Gainsborough 10K - 39:43

                      Sub 88:00 for HM

                       

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                      rectumdamnnearkilledem

                        ..notes the one with 'R' on it goes backwards Evil grin Wink
                        Hmmm...I guess technically that might count for 6, then... Big grin k

                        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                             ~ Sarah Kay

                        Chris UK


                          Big grin

                          2013

                          3000 miles

                          Sub 19:00 for 5K  05-03-13 Clee Prom 5K - 19:00:66 that was bloody close!

                          Sub-40:00 for 10K 17-03-13 Gainsborough 10K - 39:43

                          Sub 88:00 for HM

                           

                            I am comfortable with my masculinity to admit I drive an automatic. I just got the first automatic tranny I've ever owned. Best thing ever when I'm sitting in stop and go traffic every day on 93. And I would trade my wife's Pilot for a min-van straight up right now. In fact I'm trying to convince her we should do that right now. With 4 kids, all semblance of caring about being cool has gone out the window. At least with regards to cars. When I see people dropping off at the school and just pressing that button to open the sliding door then pressing it again to close it, I get very envious.

                            Runners run

                            JakeKnight


                              /woman who DRIVES a car with a clutch and 5 manual gears. Big grin
                              Roll eyes Typical. Knows how to use a stick and thinks that's mean she can drive. No, not that stick, Scout. The other one. The shifting isn't the problem. It's the steering. And the going. And the stopping. And the turning. And the talking. And above all else, the navigating. Oh - and if I ever had to drive a minivan, I'd slit my own wrists. Twice. While jumping off a building. Into a lava filled pool full of sharks. And yes, my car is an automatic. Which is indeed wrong. Why is it an automatic? Easy: I share it with a woman. Cost me an extra couple grand, not to mention 10 HP and half a second from 0-60. You wanna hear really wrong: her father had an '05 Jag XKR. Gorgeous car. And he got the automatic. I couldn't even believe they made an automatic. Ridiculous.

                              E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com
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                              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                                Oh - and if I ever had to drive a minivan, I'd slit my own wrists. Twice. While jumping off a building. Into a lava filled pool full of sharks. You wanna hear really wrong: her father had an '05 Jag XKR. Gorgeous car. And he got the automatic. I couldn't even believe they made an automatic. Ridiculous.
                                That is wrong. I had a friend in HS whose folks gave him a really nice old Vette as a graduation gift (he was a good kid and had great folks--definitely not a kid who would act like an ass with car like that)...but it was an auto...wtf? One more reason I will NEVER own a minivan. If I can't get it with a manual transmission I won't buy it. First car I ever bought had 120k miles on it and shortly after I bought it discovered that it had been sold to me without ample transmission fluid and the tranny was fully of metal filings, so after only a few months it needed a new transmission. We're still on the original clutches for both of our older cars (Ford Escort with over 150k miles and a Honda Civic with over 200k)...but even if they went today they'd be FAR cheaper to replace than a bad auto transmission.

                                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                     ~ Sarah Kay

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