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Mizzou-rah Tigers!

posted: 3/30/2008 at 7:18 PM

Trent,

Since there's no way I'm up for the torture of running it, can I be your designated marathon shopper?

Monkey Fart Candle...so the runner remembers the sweet smell of torture

Flying Monkey Slingshot...for the runner with kids

Monkey Statue...for the runner to display on his/her desk upon returning to work

Monkey Wine...for the runner with a drinking problem

Monkey Mints...for the runner with morning breath

Flying Monkey Gun...for the NRA loving runner

Trent Monkey...in honor of the race director

Monkey Slippers...for the runner to wear after the punishment of running the Monkey

Monkey Bandages...for the runner's blisters and stress fractures (Casa)

Or perhaps one of these T-shirts...

All to go in the goodie bag

Sockoni

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posted: 3/30/2008 at 7:41 PM

LMBO!!! Sara, if I ever have to organize goodies for an event, can I call you!? Big grin

Nothing rhymes with Winkle

JillyBeans

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Summer's over.......

posted: 3/30/2008 at 8:17 PM

Those are great items for a Goody Bag! Smile

Hah!

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."

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October 5...Freak Out!

posted: 3/30/2008 at 8:44 PM

A few more items for Trent's consideration...

Kirsten

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.: 2008 Goals :.
• Get down to 123#s and STAY there!
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ ~~15k~~ ~ ~~25k~~

Trent

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Funky Monkey

posted: 3/30/2008 at 8:55 PM

EXCELLENT SUGGESTIONS!

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We have used some of these in the past and tried others. Monkey fart candles are especially awesome, and I like the wine too Smile

ALL GREAT.

Keep em coming!!

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

Trent

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Funky Monkey

posted: 3/31/2008 at 12:26 AM

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

Trent

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Funky Monkey

posted: 3/31/2008 at 12:34 AM

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

CheffysHUB

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posted: 3/31/2008 at 12:49 AM
modified: 3/31/2008 at 12:51 AM

Quote from Trent on 3/31/2008 at 12:26 AM:

Trent the Pinot Evil is truely awful wine...

but my wife Cheffy did a short tour of duty as a wine consultant and we liked this brand...

Monkey Bay - Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay

Available at your friendly neighborhood Harris Teeter...

Trent

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Funky Monkey

posted: 3/31/2008 at 1:04 AM

Sheesh.

In TN, we cannot get wine in the grocery.

And Pinot Evil is a boxed wine that has terrible reviews all over the web. My favorite : "lacks body".

Dead

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

seeEricaRun

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Ms. Fussypants

posted: 3/31/2008 at 1:20 AM
modified: 3/31/2008 at 1:21 AM

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posted: 3/31/2008 at 1:39 AM

Quote from Trent on 3/31/2008 at 1:04 AM:

In TN, we cannot get wine in the grocery.

BTW dude, you want Dry Soda? I'll ship you some, if you do.

09-20 Tour Des Fleurs 10k (20k)
Focus on breaking 1000 miles for the year.
22:00-23:00 for 5K (maybe)

PerfesserR

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Devil Dog

posted: 3/31/2008 at 2:16 AM

Rabies shots?

Just 'cause you can, doesn't mean you should
Run with the Horses Marathon 23 August

RAer

posted: 3/31/2008 at 4:39 AM
modified: 3/31/2008 at 4:45 AM

May I add

RAer

posted: 3/31/2008 at 4:42 AM
modified: 3/31/2008 at 5:01 AM

and tickets to Bali's Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary
I know that's probably unrealistic, but I can't be so sure, just an idea, for the runner who runs fastest in the race.

RAer

posted: 3/31/2008 at 4:52 AM
modified: 3/31/2008 at 5:00 AM

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