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Items to add to the Flying Monkey Marathon Goodie Bag (Read 1178 times)

sholtsman


    posted: 3/30/2008 at 3:18 PM
    Trent, Since there's no way I'm up for the torture of running it, can I be your designated marathon shopper? Monkey Fart Candle...so the runner remembers the sweet smell of torture Photobucket Flying Monkey Slingshot...for the runner with kids Photobucket Monkey Statue...for the runner to display on his/her desk upon returning to work Photobucket Monkey Wine...for the runner with a drinking problem Photobucket Monkey Mints...for the runner with morning breath Photobucket Flying Monkey Gun...for the NRA loving runner Photobucket Trent Monkey...in honor of the race director Photobucket Monkey Slippers...for the runner to wear after the punishment of running the Monkey Photobucket Monkey Bandages...for the runner's blisters and stress fractures (Casa) Photobucket Or perhaps one of these T-shirts... Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket All to go in the goodie bag Photobucket
    Sockoni


      posted: 3/30/2008 at 3:41 PM
      LMBO!!! Sara, if I ever have to organize goodies for an event, can I call you!? Big grin
      JillyBeans


      Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

        posted: 3/30/2008 at 4:17 PM
        Those are great items for a Goody Bag! Smile Hah!
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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          posted: 3/30/2008 at 4:44 PM
          A few more items for Trent's consideration...

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay

          Trent


          Good Bad & The Monkey

            posted: 3/30/2008 at 4:55 PM
            EXCELLENT SUGGESTIONS! ! ! We have used some of these in the past and tried others. Monkey fart candles are especially awesome, and I like the wine too Smile ALL GREAT. Keep em coming!!
            Trent


            Good Bad & The Monkey

              posted: 3/30/2008 at 8:26 PM
              Trent


              Good Bad & The Monkey

                posted: 3/30/2008 at 8:34 PM
                CheffysHUB


                  posted: 3/30/2008 at 8:49 PM
                  modified: 3/30/2008 at 8:51 PM
                  Quote from Trent on 3/30/2008 at 8:26 PM:
                  Trent the Pinot Evil is truely awful wine... but my wife Cheffy did a short tour of duty as a wine consultant and we liked this brand... Monkey Bay - Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay Available at your friendly neighborhood Harris Teeter...
                  Trent


                  Good Bad & The Monkey

                    posted: 3/30/2008 at 9:04 PM
                    Sheesh. In TN, we cannot get wine in the grocery. And Pinot Evil is a boxed wine that has terrible reviews all over the web. My favorite : "lacks body". Dead
                    seeEricaRun


                    Awesome

                      posted: 3/30/2008 at 9:20 PM
                      modified: 3/30/2008 at 9:21 PM
                      modal


                        posted: 3/30/2008 at 9:39 PM
                        Quote from Trent on 3/30/2008 at 9:04 PM:
                        In TN, we cannot get wine in the grocery.
                        BTW dude, you want Dry Soda? I'll ship you some, if you do.

                        Vim

                        perfesserr


                        Imminent Catastrophe

                          posted: 3/30/2008 at 10:16 PM
                          Rabies shots?

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                          Lisa3.1


                            posted: 3/31/2008 at 12:39 AM
                            modified: 3/31/2008 at 12:45 AM
                            May I add
                            Lisa3.1


                              posted: 3/31/2008 at 12:42 AM
                              modified: 3/31/2008 at 1:01 AM
                              and tickets to Bali's Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary I know that's probably unrealistic, but I can't be so sure, just an idea, for the runner who runs fastest in the race.
                              Lisa3.1


                                posted: 3/31/2008 at 12:52 AM
                                modified: 3/31/2008 at 1:00 AM
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