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I refuse to add to this totally pointless thread.
me too!
Hawt and sexy
I'm touching your pants.
Who farted?
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“Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory." - Mahatma Gandhi
The King of Beasts
"As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett
"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”
rectumdamnnearkilledem
She who said it let it. She who smelt it dealt it.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
"If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus
This thread is growing much too slowly.
How about this: Let's write a story, 2 words at a time.
It will quickly go back to farting, being useless and the rest, but we can slip in some familiar names (you know who I am referring to) for some hilarity!
I'll start:
Once upon...
Menace to Sobriety
a time
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
nice start! I'm good with 2-4 words
...perfect harmony with...
an amazing likeness
Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.
I look my best blurry!
She...