Inappropriate smiling (warning: off color words and concepts)

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:33 AM

Stuff that should not make me giggle, but does.

1. References to "Jamaican jerk chicken"

2. Two blocks from my apartment, there are two restaurants. Phuket is across the street from Dick's.

3. I went to junior high with a Yoo Suk, my ex-brother in law works for Dick Zucker, and I worked with a woman named Tittie.

You?

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Doug B

posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:37 AM

Best racecar driver: Dick Trickle. (that's no name, that's a condition)

Best baseball pitcher: Dick Pole.

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azredbirds052

Maniac

posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:43 AM

On internship, I worked in a middle school that had 2 counselors...Mrs. Tietz and Mrs. Butts. I kid you not.

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srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:44 AM

I spent money on a PSA certified 10 Dick Pole card. Heh.

I was just talking to someone last week who didn't believe that Dick Trickle was an actual person. ("no! really! He is...")

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

maddog95835

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:02 AM
modified: 9/6/2011 at 11:04 AM

I had to call and schedule a meeting with a guy named Mr. Tittsworth before. I wasn't exactly sure what to do when his secretary answered, so I asked to speak to Mr. TIGHTworth thinking maybe it wasn't pronounced different than it looked. The secretary laughed and says to me, "We get people asking for Mr. Tittsworth all the time like you did. It really is TITTSworth".

maddog95835

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:03 AM
modified: 9/6/2011 at 11:03 AM

Quote from maddog95835 on 9/6/2011 at 11:02 AM:

waytogo

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:07 AM

There's a Blu Johnson here in town.

Greg C

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:07 AM

My junior high P.E. coach was Mr. Dickey. He was a terrifying no-neck ex Marine drill instructor. His son was a math teacher at the same school, and we called them "Junior Dickey" and "Senior Dickey" behind their backs.

I put it under there.

LedLincoln

Food

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:08 AM

Quote from srlopez on 9/6/2011 at 10:44 AM:

I spent money on a PSA certified 10 Dick Pole card. Heh.

I was just talking to someone last week who didn't believe that Dick Trickle was an actual person. ("no! really! He is...")

Why did he not just adopt Richard or Rick Trickle from the beginning? And why did his parents give him that name?

testing testing

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:08 AM

Quote from Greg C on 9/6/2011 at 11:07 AM:

My junior high P.E. coach was Mr. Dickey. He was a terrifying no-neck ex Marine drill instructor. His son was a math teacher at the same school, and we called them "Junior Dickey" and "Senior Dickey" behind their backs.

Heh. See, I would have gone with "Big Dickey" and "Little Dickey". But junior/senior is funnier.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Chuck Easton

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:09 AM

The local urologist- Dimitri Kuznetsov - He goes by Dr. Dimitri.

jdmom3

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:09 AM

My FIL is Dick Burns. Talk about a condition!

And there was a guy in my husband's fraternity named Harry Franks. Those are my two contributions to this thread. Carry on.

Once a runner . . .

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:10 AM

Quote from maddog95835 on 9/6/2011 at 11:02 AM:

I had to call and schedule a meeting with a guy named Mr. Tittsworth before. I wasn't exactly sure what to do when his secretary answered, so I asked to speak to Mr. TIGHTworth thinking maybe it wasn't pronounced different than it looked. The secretary laughed and says to me, "We get people asking for Mr. Tittsworth all the time like you did. It really is TITTSworth".

Which reminds me.

Ex-wife worked with a.... wait for it... Long Duong.

People constantly called in looking for "Long Dong". Turns out, you pronounce the last name kinda like "Yoo-ong".

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

LedLincoln

Food

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:14 AM

Okay, my uncle's name was Dick Dickey. We thought nothing of it. (His "real" and never-used first name was Milton.)

testing testing

KirkRoy

posted: 9/6/2011 at 11:22 AM

There was a lady at work named Ruby Teets...

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