RunningAHEAD - Topic: 7 kinds of Sex...

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 6/5/2007 at 6:24 PM

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on! Tongue

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Chenille

posted: 6/5/2007 at 7:55 PM
modified: 6/6/2007 at 1:37 AM

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away...(unkown)

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Mississippi

posted: 6/6/2007 at 12:43 PM

Funny.

The 4th kind made me laugh out loud!

Michelle

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 6/13/2007 at 10:17 PM
modified: 6/14/2007 at 3:01 PM

Modified to make me look better and to let Zoomers get all the blame Wink

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 6/13/2007 at 10:23 PM

I don't think it's inappropriate--but I'm probably not the best judge. After all, I was chastised for my avatar with the "no touchy boobies" graphic. Wink

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Bonkin

posted: 6/13/2007 at 10:59 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 6/13/2007 at 10:23 PM:

I don't think it's inappropriate--but I'm probably not the best judge. After all, I was chastised for my avatar with the "no touchy boobies" graphic. k

LOL - I remember that. I didn't say anything at the time, but was secretly hoping that you wouldn't change it.

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 6/14/2007 at 7:22 AM

Quote from Bonkin on 6/13/2007 at 10:59 PM:

LOL - I remember that. I didn't say anything at the time, but was secretly hoping that you wouldn't change it.

What really got me about that is the guy had run maybe 30 miles for the entire year at that point, so it's not like he was even on RA all that often...I probably should have left it. If he was afraid of THAT offending his teenage boys' sensibilities, then he's obviously living with his head in the sand. At that age my brother had Victoria's Secret catalogs stashed under his mattress. Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

RunningNorm

posted: 6/14/2007 at 9:30 AM

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Here is an alternative pic! Cheers!

If you go as far as you can see, you will then see enough to go even farther. - John Wooden

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 6/14/2007 at 11:04 AM

Quote from RunningNorm on 6/14/2007 at 9:30 AM:

Here is an alternative pic! Cheers!

*throws up a little in mouth*

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 6/14/2007 at 11:08 AM
modified: 6/14/2007 at 12:00 PM

*threw up a lot in toilet*

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

diddidit

Team HTFU NCTR Driver

posted: 6/14/2007 at 11:12 AM

*just pooped* did

Bonkin

posted: 6/14/2007 at 11:47 AM

I shaved the rest off after the race. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

Neil Gunn

Gandalf the Grey

posted: 6/14/2007 at 11:47 AM

This was just what I needed to get me out for my daily run ... in the pouring rain. Gross. Dead

Running ... just keep running!

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 6/14/2007 at 12:00 PM
modified: 6/14/2007 at 12:00 PM

Quote from Bonkin on 6/14/2007 at 11:47 AM:

I shaved the rest off after the race. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

Oh, sorry didn't know that was you. I thought it was your mom.

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

Bonkin

posted: 6/14/2007 at 2:42 PM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 6/14/2007 at 12:00 PM:

Oh, sorry didn't know that was you. I thought it was your mom.

Hehe - don't get me started on Mom jokes - I can't say any of them here and maintain a PG rating.

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

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