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Prince of Fatness
Man, not-Phil was right on top of that!
Heh. Yeah I must sense that stuff.
Not at it at all.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
25% funnier than potayto, potahto... except to MrPH.
Let's call the whole thing off...
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
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Then we must partand oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
The process is the goal.
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
Feeling the growl again
Dodged a bullet? More like a fire fisted tiger blooded warlock.
You forgot his Adonis DNA, which apparently does not protect against drug-induced tooth decay.
"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand
I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills
I bet he ends up getting three million per episode next year instead of his current two, that show make a lot of money for CBS not to continue with the show. It's amazing that his character on the show is very similiar to his real life, I don't see any awards coming his way but I'm sure he doesn't give a shi .
Best Present Ever
I keep thinking of all the people who worked on the show (which I had never heard of before learning it is now off the air) and aren't bazillionaires and are now out of work because of someone's unmedicated manic episode or whatever is going on with this fool. (And I keep having to suppress the thought "his poor father was PRESIDENT and now being embarrassed like this." Yes, I can usually separate fact from fiction.)
"his poor father was PRESIDENT and now being embarrassed like this." Yes, I can usually separate fact from fiction.)
"Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain."
Jack Kerouac
Menace to Sobriety
I keep thinking of all the people who worked on the show (which I had never heard of before learning it is now off the air) and aren't bazillionaires and are now out of work because of someone's unmedicated manic episode or whatever is going on with this fool.
I'm not sure you could ever describe Charlie Sheen as unmedicated.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Yeah, his toofs look BAD!
Emilio Estevez was president?
(obscure)
No, but he was the Bishop of Battle.
So don't beat the bishop.
I thought I was the only one thinking "wow, Charlie's teeth are bad. He must have switched to crystal meth." Damn brother.
Ahhh...finally The Family Circus is worth reading...
I always liked the Neitzsche Family Circus.
Why is it sideways?
Nietzsche. Close.
Funny. I copied it from my bookmark, which was also misspelled. And I know how to pronounce German. Huh.