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| Finish The Sentence That Best Applies To You... (Read 528 times) |
| view log ~Gordo~ |
posted: 7/31/2008 at 8:26 PM |
I run so fast that _______________
I run so slow that ______________
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!If you don't...you won't!
~Remember the light at the end of tunnel maybe you~
~If you choose not to decided, you still have made a choice~ |
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posted: 7/31/2008 at 9:17 PM
modified: 7/31/2008 at 9:17 PM |
I run so fast that oh who am I kidding I couldn't even think of a good way to finish this sentence.
I run so slow that even old hags beat me occasionally.
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posted: 7/31/2008 at 9:18 PM |
I run so fast that turtles are surprised! I run so slow that deer don't realize I'm getting closer until I'm 5 feet away!
I have stories to prove both... |
| Ya gotta luv it! |
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| view log Frustrating Project |
posted: 7/31/2008 at 9:34 PM |
I run so fast that I shit myself.
I run so slow that I couldn't get home in time and shit myself. |
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20 25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen |
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The young Mama Bear! |
posted: 7/31/2008 at 11:28 PM
modified: 7/31/2008 at 11:29 PM |
I run so fast that I just might escape a pack of angry grandmas in scooters.
I run so slow that I might be going backwards after all! |
Couch to 5K support group!
Short-term goals:
- Sub 35 5K
- Complete my 16-week 10K training plan.
Long term goals:
- Sub 30 5K.
- Compete in a 5K.
- Train for a triathlon.
- Compete in a 10K. |
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| view log Funky Monkey |
posted: 7/31/2008 at 11:42 PM |
I run so fast that the monkeys may not yet catch me.
I run so slow that there is no hope for escape. |
| It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack. |
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| view log Bif! Bam! Pow! |
posted: 8/1/2008 at 12:44 AM |
I run so fast that people who have never run in their life are impressed
I run so slow that people who have run all their life are not.
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Beware the Pink Boxing Gloves of DOOM!
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer
2008 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM, M What now?
I failed the 12 minute run in 11th grade... |
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| view log Blaine Moore |
posted: 8/1/2008 at 1:43 AM |
I run so fast that I won a marathon.
I run so slow that I still struggle to catch up to some of my teammates that are 15 and 20 years older than I am. |
Run to Win
I just started using Twitter - anybody else on there? http://twitter.com/RunToWin
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| view log Runs With Snowplows |
posted: 8/1/2008 at 1:47 AM |
I run so fast that my inner thighs create sparks.
I run so slow that mosquitos have a snack as I workout. |
Kirsten
• Ladies Locker Room •
.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race |
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posted: 8/1/2008 at 1:56 AM |
I run so fast that I don't come in last place..
I run so slow that I don't come in first place. |
I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure.
-Max Bialystock |
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posted: 8/1/2008 at 2:12 AM |
I run so fast I want to quit after the first mile.
I run so slow I want to keep going after the first four miles. |
| Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. --Paul Brodeur |
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| view log ~Gordo~ |
posted: 8/1/2008 at 10:46 AM |
| Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/1/2008 at 1:47 AM: I run so fast that my inner thighs create sparks.
It must be quite the scene if you run at night! |
!If you don't...you won't!
~Remember the light at the end of tunnel maybe you~
~If you choose not to decided, you still have made a choice~ |
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| view log Runs With Snowplows |
posted: 8/1/2008 at 10:48 AM |
| Quote from Gordo_S on 8/1/2008 at 10:46 AM: It must be quite the scene if you run at night!
Yeah, and I gotta be really careful when I eat things like beans...boom!  |
Kirsten
• Ladies Locker Room •
.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race |
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zzz |
posted: 8/1/2008 at 11:17 AM
modified: 8/1/2008 at 12:03 PM |
I run so fast that I know I must be dreaming because run and fast are never used in the same sentence when it pertains to me.
I run so slow that my son does the 14 year old eye roll and whines "c'mon mom...geez"... which makes me want to run fast so I can throttle him.  |
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posted: 8/1/2008 at 11:36 AM |
I run so fast that I cam in fourth in my age group once... 
I run so slow that ... oh... did I mention there were only four people in my age group at that race?  |
| Working my way down from 174 to 159 pounds. Currently back at 174. Darn T-day & stress... >:( |
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