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~Gordo~
posted: 7/31/2008 at 8:26 PM
I run so fast that _______________


I run so slow that ______________

!If you don't...you won't!
~Remember the light at the end of tunnel maybe you~
~If you choose not to decided, you still have made a choice~
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posted: 7/31/2008 at 9:17 PM
modified: 7/31/2008 at 9:17 PM
I run so fast that oh who am I kidding I couldn't even think of a good way to finish this sentence.

I run so slow that even old hags beat me occasionally.

E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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posted: 7/31/2008 at 9:18 PM
I run so fast that turtles are surprised!
I run so slow that deer don't realize I'm getting closer until I'm 5 feet away!

I have stories to prove both...
Ya gotta luv it!
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Frustrating Project
posted: 7/31/2008 at 9:34 PM
I run so fast that I shit myself.

I run so slow that I couldn't get home in time and shit myself.
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen
The young Mama Bear!
posted: 7/31/2008 at 11:28 PM
modified: 7/31/2008 at 11:29 PM
I run so fast that I just might escape a pack of angry grandmas in scooters.

I run so slow that I might be going backwards after all!
Couch to 5K support group! Short-term goals: - Sub 35 5K - Complete my 16-week 10K training plan.
Long term goals: - Sub 30 5K. - Compete in a 5K. - Train for a triathlon. - Compete in a 10K.
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Funky Monkey
posted: 7/31/2008 at 11:42 PM
I run so fast that the monkeys may not yet catch me.


I run so slow that there is no hope for escape.
It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.
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Bif! Bam! Pow!
posted: 8/1/2008 at 12:44 AM
I run so fast that people who have never run in their life are impressed


I run so slow that people who have run all their life are not.
Beware the Pink Boxing Gloves of DOOM!
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer
2008 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM, M What now?
I failed the 12 minute run in 11th grade...
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Blaine Moore
posted: 8/1/2008 at 1:43 AM
I run so fast that I won a marathon.

I run so slow that I still struggle to catch up to some of my teammates that are 15 and 20 years older than I am.
Run to Win
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 8/1/2008 at 1:47 AM
I run so fast that my inner thighs create sparks.

I run so slow that mosquitos have a snack as I workout.
Kirsten

Ladies Locker Room

.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race
posted: 8/1/2008 at 1:56 AM
I run so fast that I don't come in last place..

I run so slow that I don't come in first place.
I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure.
-Max Bialystock
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posted: 8/1/2008 at 2:12 AM
I run so fast I want to quit after the first mile.

I run so slow I want to keep going after the first four miles.
Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. --Paul Brodeur
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~Gordo~
posted: 8/1/2008 at 10:46 AM
Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/1/2008 at 1:47 AM:
I run so fast that my inner thighs create sparks.


It must be quite the scene if you run at night!
!If you don't...you won't!
~Remember the light at the end of tunnel maybe you~
~If you choose not to decided, you still have made a choice~
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 8/1/2008 at 10:48 AM
Quote from Gordo_S on 8/1/2008 at 10:46 AM:
It must be quite the scene if you run at night!


Yeah, and I gotta be really careful when I eat things like beans...boom! Tongue
Kirsten

Ladies Locker Room

.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race
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posted: 8/1/2008 at 11:17 AM
modified: 8/1/2008 at 12:03 PM
I run so fast that I know I must be dreaming because run and fast are never used in the same sentence when it pertains to me.

I run so slow that my son does the 14 year old eye roll and whines "c'mon mom...geez"...
which makes me want to run fast so I can throttle him. Angry
posted: 8/1/2008 at 11:36 AM
I run so fast that I cam in fourth in my age group once... Shocked

I run so slow that ... oh... did I mention there were only four people in my age group at that race? Blush
Working my way down from 174 to 159 pounds. Currently back at 174. Darn T-day & stress... >:(
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