Sh** Runners Say

Tief

posted: 1/30/2012 at 7:19 PM

On youtube, there are a bunch of videos like this

This begs the question. What are some of the typical things that a runner says?

How about...

I need to hydrate.

Do you gu?

Where's the bathroom?

My nipples hurt.

My hamstring's tight.

My IT ban is acting up again.

Yes! PR!

Did you BQ?

What's your favorite? 5k, 10k, half, full?

I hit the wall.

I love body glide.

What were your splits?

I totally negative split that.

Tonight I have to carbo load.

Alex K

posted: 1/30/2012 at 7:30 PM
modified: 1/30/2012 at 7:31 PM

They're waaay ahead of you:

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

Future Goals: 5:30 mile • 19:30 5k • 33:30 8k • 42:00 10k • 1:15:00 10-mile • 1:40:00 half-marathon • 1000 miles

Tief

posted: 1/30/2012 at 8:42 PM

Oh! Thanks. I never thought to look Smile

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