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# What makes up 100% (Read 114 times)

This  comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total  of 70 yrs.

experience.

It has an indisputable  mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh

Out  Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical  viewpoint. It goes like  this:

What  Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE  than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people  who say they are giving more than

100%? We have  all been to those meetings where someone wants you

to give over 100%.

How about achieving  103%?

But what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that  might help you answer

these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W  X Y Z

are represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11  = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96%

But  ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5  = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20  = 103%

AND,  look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  =118%

So,  one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that  while Hard

work and Knowledge will get you  close, and Attitude  will  get you

there, its  the  Bullshit  and Ass  Kissing  that will put you over

the  top.

Now  you know why some people are where they  are!

The pain that hurts the worse is the imagined pain. One of the most difficult arts of racing is learning to ignore the imagined pain and just live with the present pain (which is always bearable.) - Jeff

2014 Goals:

Stay healthy

Enjoy life

CSP

THANK YOU (115%) for posting.

FlyinFree

hahahah

good one!