You know you're a runner when........ (Read 2664 times)


elle aime courir

    Exactly, I have a week vacation coming and all I am thinking is if walking all over the Magic kingdom counts as any training, or if I can translate 4 hours walking to 30 min running etc. 

     I found this same problem in Italy.  Walked all day yet didn't consider it as a workout. 

    'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

     

    "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'"  - Peter Maher

     

    "Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run."  -Monte Davis

    Slo Mo Man


      .........when you forget you are running!

       

      Sorry if someone already said this.

      "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare."
      Goals:
      Keep on running!


      12-week layoff

        Students at the High School wonder why you are not the XC or distance track Coach. Know your PR's (PB's) for all distances ran not only for races.

         You ARE the track coach.

         

        And you judge kids when you see them in the hall:  sprinter,  middle distance,  boy, he could really chunk the shot.  Look at the legs on her...she could long jump!  Straight "A" student...maybe smart enough to learn how to triple jump. 


        Extremist

          You have a special collection of cotton "running hankies" that are for sweat in the warm months and snot when it's cold.

           

          Yay, I'm not unique in this regard!

          Half marathons are more fun and 10% as much pain. (Spaniel)


          Extremist

            Your car sports a "who fartlek'd" sticker.

             

            You see one on someone else's car, and you get it.

            Half marathons are more fun and 10% as much pain. (Spaniel)


            Extremist

              You (like my brother) wear your running shoes everywhere, even to weddings and funerals, etc.

               

              You never know when you might need 'em.  How come the shoe companies don't come out with a profitable new line of formal running shoes?

              Half marathons are more fun and 10% as much pain. (Spaniel)


              Extremist

                You have to tell the nurse you're a runner before he or she takes your pulse. - You are calm and everybody else seems fidgety.

                 

                Or the nurse takes your pulse and says, "You're a runner, aren't you?"

                Half marathons are more fun and 10% as much pain. (Spaniel)


                Slow-smooth-fast

                  you have to stop at the house of a friend of a friend to ask for vaseline as your chaffing nipples are almost reducing you to tears.

                  "I've been following Eddy's improvement over the last two years on this site, and it's been pretty dang solid. Sure the weekly mileage has been up and down, but over the long haul he's getting out the door and has turned himself into quite a runner. He's only now just figuring out his potential. Consistency in running is measured in years, not weeks. And over the last couple of years, Eddy's made great strides" Jeff 14 Jan 2009


                  Extremist

                    .........when you forget you are running!

                     

                    Sorry if someone already said this.

                     

                      +1 (isn't this my normal state?)

                     

                    ...and no, no one has said this.

                    Half marathons are more fun and 10% as much pain. (Spaniel)


                    I look my best blurry!

                      When you get a personalized license plate for your car while your on the "injured reserve list" that says WAN2RUN.


                      When you realize it is impossible to "jog" at a race you weren't supposed to "run" in because you're almost off the "injured reserve list" and you PR instead.  

                         And you judge kids when you see them in the hall:  sprinter,  middle distance,  boy, he could really chunk the shot.  Look at the legs on her...she could long jump!  Straight "A" student...maybe smart enough to learn how to triple jump. 

                         

                        This is hilarious