RunningAHEAD - Topic: Worst movie ever

sully708

My legs are killing me

posted: 2/22/2008 at 12:46 PM

My vote goes to Sly Stalone and "Cobra". Really bad stuff. Dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4B-r8KJhlE

zoom-zoom

rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/22/2008 at 12:48 PM

Sleepwalkers.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

jeffreyvollum

posted: 2/22/2008 at 12:54 PM

Caddyshack II Roadhouse

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 2/22/2008 at 12:58 PM

Batman and Robin. So horrible that rather than hating it, I actually felt sorry for how bad it sucked. Props to Clooney for his success since then -- a movie that bad is usually a career-killer.

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

Lisa3.1

posted: 2/22/2008 at 1:02 PM

Stephen King's

Dragon76

posted: 2/22/2008 at 1:03 PM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/22/2008 at 12:58 PM:

Batman and Robin

Good call.

Amy

Mr Inertia

Suspect Zero

posted: 2/22/2008 at 1:18 PM

Battlefield Earth Gigli Stuff like this can't be locked in to just one winner.

Anya_

posted: 2/22/2008 at 1:42 PM

Eyes Wide Shut

- Anya

Marcus L S

The Greatest of All Time

posted: 2/22/2008 at 2:26 PM

Ishtar

all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 2/22/2008 at 2:41 PM

Diary of a Serial Killer starring Garey Busey. Film was a toilet. The biggest waste of 95 minutes of my life ever.

My kids still like Batman and Robin so for me it has at least one redeeming feature Tongue

For those familiar with Peter Greenaway, 'Drowning by Numbers' has always lacked mass appeal and caused people to walk out of theaters on its release. I adore Greenaway but if I eliminate my own self-pretention I find that there is little left but his in this film. The film has a very basic plot of women drowning their husbands,but its focal point is that throughout the film the numbers from 1-100 appear. Some are obvious, filling the screen and some are obscure (spoken reference). You will either love it or hate it!

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

Trent

Good Bad & The Monkey

posted: 2/22/2008 at 2:56 PM

People. Duh. Howard the Duck.

I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

Poor baby

JakeKnight

posted: 2/22/2008 at 3:01 PM

Quote from jeffreyvollum on 2/22/2008 at 12:54 PM:

Roadhouse

Blasphemy! Sacrilege! Not only not bad, a true classic. Sam Elliot can't make a bad movie. Not to mention not one but two nekked or half nekkid playmates, awesomely bad Swayze martial arts, a killer sound track ... and the bad guy whose throat he frickin' rips out is ... well, I won't spoil it. See if you recognize him from a later masterpiece of manly theater. That movie earns classic status just for one line: "Pain don't hurt." It helps to have some testosterone to understand the appeal. You've lost at least 50% of your dude cred. I'll bet you have High School Musical on your iPod. ----------------------- Before I offer a choice, somebody define "bad" and "worst." Some "bad" movies are truly entertaining. Some "bad" movies make you walk out halfway through and demand your money back. Which are we talking here? I'm guessing from the inclusion of Ishtar and Gigli that its supposed to be option B.

E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com
-----------------------------

Mr Inertia

Suspect Zero

posted: 2/22/2008 at 3:11 PM

Ok, you rent a movie for $.99. The movie is BAD if you aren't bothered by the loss of money but you're pissed off and want your 90 minutes back. If it's dreck and you enjoyed it, it's a guilty pleasure. And so...here it comes...

knifey

posted: 2/22/2008 at 3:14 PM
modified: 2/22/2008 at 3:15 PM

Movies I have walked out of: Cable Guy Multiplicity Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo (tagline "If you can't beat the system...break it!") (MTA the tagline to Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo!)

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 2/22/2008 at 3:15 PM

JK good point. For me, really bad films elevate themselves back to great, because they are enjoyable to laugh at. That's why I hated 'Diary of a Serial Killer' It was just crap and boring, poorly directed, visually lacking with a weak plot - but not bad enough to be good.

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

Worst movie ever (Read 742 times)