Really? How could anyone possibly run without this? (Read 1052 times)


    Ostrich runner

      I was hoping it would measure mineral levels in the runner's urine. 

      http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum

      RunsForCake


        There is a booze joke in here somewhere.


        Certifiably Insane

          I was hoping it would measure mineral levels in the runner's urine. 

           

          No, Beef, it's a flow meter. I'm thinking it should be measuring the rate of flow of the runner's urine. Let's not complicate things!

          On the road since 1978!

          "To be good is not enough when you dream of being great."

          I am not obsessed! I'm just INTENSE!

          "Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool."

          Why? Because race results stay on Google forever!

          (Reasonably recent) PR's:
          5K - 16:40
          10K - 35:04
          HM - 1:18:30
          Happyfeet


            You build it.  They will come.


            A Saucy Wench

              Programmable to monitor personal hydration goals
              Sounds like what participants in the Thunder challenge were missing

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

              "It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer

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              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
              I failed the 12 minute run at 15...BQ'd at 38


              No offense.

                 

                No, Beef, it's a flow meter. I'm thinking it should be measuring the rate of flow of the runner's urine. Let's not complicate things!

                 

                Shoot, the older I get, the more I see the need for this.

                 

                Actually, wait, no.  I don't need a flow meter to know it's taking me 2x as long to pee.  Gah.

                Ultima tastes like failure.


                Certifiably Insane

                   Actually, wait, no.  I don't need a flow meter to know it's taking me 2x as long to pee.  Gah.

                   

                  No, SRL, you've got it all wrong! You used to be able to only read one or two items on those ads they stick up on the walls by the urinals in stores before you were done. Heck, now you can read the whole thing, and then some! I'd take that as a sure sign that you're a much faster reader now!

                  On the road since 1978!

                  "To be good is not enough when you dream of being great."

                  I am not obsessed! I'm just INTENSE!

                  "Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool."

                  Why? Because race results stay on Google forever!

                  (Reasonably recent) PR's:
                  5K - 16:40
                  10K - 35:04
                  HM - 1:18:30

                     

                    Shoot, the older I get, the more I see the need for this.

                     

                    Actually, wait, no.  I don't need a flow meter to know it's taking me 2x as long to pee.  Gah.

                    And in the other 50% of the aging population it's getting far too easy...

                    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.