ultimate runner's test...... (Read 4097 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Smiley's bottom is bright red. Someone's been tapping smiley.
    Nah, I think Smilie sunbathed nekkid for the first time and that skin has never seen the light of day. Blush

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

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    rectumdamnnearkilledem

      So what are you selling, anyway? This all reads like a bad PR come on, and I'd like to know.
      Skin boat to tuna town? Heh, I gotta watch the first Grumpy Old Men movie, again.

      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

           ~ Sarah Kay

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        I am about to be taken for a sucker.
        HELLO. My name is Robert.

         


        Hawt and sexy

          It's all fun and games until someone breaks out the turduckin.

          I'm touching your pants.


          Hawt and sexy

            Hello srlopez.

            I'm touching your pants.


            Jazz hands!

              Skin boat to tuna town?
              That's... what... she said?
              run run run AHHHHHH run run run
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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                HELLO. My name is Robert.
                So the skin boat's not goin' to Tuna Town? Huh. Confused

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay

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                  So the skin boat's not goin' to Tuna Town? Huh. Confused
                  a bad PR come on
                  I dunno. But I was born in Puerto Rico. HOLA. Mi nombre es Roberto. (actually, I was going to go in a completely different direction with 'come on' but had to pump the brake)

                   


                  Jazz hands!

                    I dunno. But I was born in Puerto Rico. HOLA. Mi nombre es Roberto. (actually, I was going to go in a completely different direction with 'come on' but had to pump the brake)
                    Probably the same direction I am going with "pump the brake."
                    run run run AHHHHHH run run run
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                      ...that ain't the brake...

                       


                      Jazz hands!

                        ...that ain't the brake...
                        well as long as it ain't the gas.
                        run run run AHHHHHH run run run


                        A Saucy Wench

                          It is too early in the morning for me to be reading this. Big grin

                          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                           

                          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                            It reads too Hefty-like to do anything but skim over the first post, but I thought that track events were run counter-clockwise as some kind of tradition/statement about running against the clock.
                            For message board success, follow these three easy steps in the correct order: 1) Read, 2) Comprehend, 3) Post.
                            mikeymike


                              Don't they run the track events clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere?

                              Runners run

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                              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                                Don't they run the track events clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere?
                                Not tracks, toilets...

                                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                     ~ Sarah Kay