ultimate runner's test...... (Read 4097 times)

MrH


    Edited to add: of course, "63" makes Richard a DAMN COOL DUDE. (heh. sorry)
    It's the number of chromosomes found in the offspring of a donkey and a horse ... as if an explanation was necessary.

    The process is the goal.

    Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.


    Jazz hands!

      It's the number of chromosomes found in the offspring of a donkey and a horse ... as if an explanation was necessary.
      I mean, duh. Who doesn't know that? Also, are you trying to tell us you're sterile?
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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        It's the number of chromosomes found in the offspring of a donkey and a horse ... as if an explanation was necessary.
        Did you know that calico/tortiseshell cats are almost always female and that the rare male ones are almost always sterile?

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay


        Jazz hands!

          Did you know that calico/tortiseshell cats are almost always female and that the rare male ones are almost always sterile?
          I knew that torties are the BEST cats.
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            xor


              I knew that torties are the BEST cats.
              I wish that this were true about Maine Coons, but they are merely big pussies.

               


              Giant Flaming Dork

                I wish that this were true about Maine Coons, but they are merely big pussies.

                http://xkcd.com/621/

                MrH


                  Also, are you trying to tell us you're sterile?
                  I was insulting my parents, but whatever.

                  The process is the goal.

                  Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    I knew that torties are the BEST cats.
                    Mine is sweet...but she is also smelly and old and hyperthyroid. Thank heaven for Pill Pockets.

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay

                    celiacChris


                    3Days4Cure

                      Before it was hidden, I clicked on it and his name is Madoff or something like that. I dunno...
                      I almost peed myself when I read this. This whole thread has made my day.

                      Chris
                      PRs: 27:26 5k/ 49:52 5mi/ 58:17 10k/ 2:09:24 half/ 5:13:17 Full

                      Post-Bipolar PRs: 38:35 5k/ 1:09:34 8k/ 1:09:39 5mi/ 1:33:03 10k/ 3:20:40 Half

                       

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                      Back to 10k

                       

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                      I've got a fever...

                        Mine is sweet...but she is also smelly and old and hyperthyroid. Thank heaven for Pill Pockets.
                        I love pill pockets. I want some for human pills. Of course, I could just use bacon.

                        On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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                        rectumdamnnearkilledem

                          I love pill pockets. I want some for human pills. Of course, I could just use bacon.
                          Cheesecake would make a nice Pill Pocket, too. Big grin

                          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                               ~ Sarah Kay

                          MrH


                            For those who want something special for their honey this St. Valentines day... order your Chia Obama before they are gone. http://chiaobama.com/
                            Get the "Pubic Hair Chia" - very educational for the pre-pubescent teen.

                            The process is the goal.

                            Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

                            xor


                              Get the "Pubic Hair Chia" - very educational for the pre-pubescent teen.
                              Some of the chia things are for growing herbs. I have lost my taste for herbs now.

                               


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