Getting a Boner mid-run (Read 5326 times)

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    #2867

      This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.

       

      I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.

       

      I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.

       

      Good times.

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        This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.

         

        I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.

         

        I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.

         

        Good times.

        There you go giving a serious answer to a serious question. Sheesh.

         


        #2867

          There you go giving a serious answer to a serious question. Sheesh.

           

          Yeah but at least it's got a humorous anecdote in it. Smile

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          xhristopher


            We had a guy on my cross country team who was always hanging out. Nobody liked constantly seeing his junk and the girls were not impressed.


            Ostrich runner

              I haven't ever had a problem midrun, but the bus to meets (or meats) was always a problem with the vibration and sometimes falling asleep.

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              protoplasm72


                When I was in high school, I used to have that problem. Didn't help that we had pretty tight white shorts. At one indoor track meet, I finished a race when a couple of East Hampton girls came up to chat with me. They pointed out that I was sticking out. Glanced down, tucked myself back in, went about my day. Dated one of them for a while not too long after that. I haven't had much "trouble" with that sort of thing since puberty ended, but on occasion I'll be thinking of my wife on a run and that is how I know I need to pay more attention to where I'm running.

                 

                 

                This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.

                 

                I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.

                 

                I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.

                 

                Good times.

                 

                 

                Now you are just bragging Joking.

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                #2867

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                  Now you are just bragging Joking.

                   

                   

                  Ha ha ha!  Sorry about that...I didn't check the date on the first post and didn't realize it was originally a few years old...also didn't make my way through the entire thing to see I'd already posted my story! Joking

                   

                  (darn zombie threads...)

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                  #artbydmcbride

                    We had a guy on my cross country team who was always hanging out. Nobody liked constantly seeing his junk and the girls were not impressed.

                     Who says they weren't?  Big grin

                     

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                    Dave

                       Who says they weren't?  Big grin

                       

                       

                      I strongly suspect the girls in question.

                      I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it.

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                      xhristopher


                         Who says they weren't?  Big grin

                         

                        They did but I guess some of them were probably lying. According to

                        The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test

                        he was undoubatly 100% dork but, well, there was a big reason why he was always hanging out, up, or around. You get the picture.