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This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.
I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.
I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.
Good times.
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This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager. I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts. I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months. Good times.
There you go giving a serious answer to a serious question. Sheesh.
Yeah but at least it's got a humorous anecdote in it.
We had a guy on my cross country team who was always hanging out. Nobody liked constantly seeing his junk and the girls were not impressed.
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I haven't ever had a problem midrun, but the bus to meets (or meats) was always a problem with the vibration and sometimes falling asleep.
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When I was in high school, I used to have that problem. Didn't help that we had pretty tight white shorts. At one indoor track meet, I finished a race when a couple of East Hampton girls came up to chat with me. They pointed out that I was sticking out. Glanced down, tucked myself back in, went about my day. Dated one of them for a while not too long after that. I haven't had much "trouble" with that sort of thing since puberty ended, but on occasion I'll be thinking of my wife on a run and that is how I know I need to pay more attention to where I'm running.
Now you are just bragging .
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpson
Ha ha ha! Sorry about that...I didn't check the date on the first post and didn't realize it was originally a few years old...also didn't make my way through the entire thing to see I'd already posted my story!
(darn zombie threads...)
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Who says they weren't?
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Dave
I strongly suspect the girls in question.
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it. dgb2n@yahoo.com
They did but I guess some of them were probably lying. According to
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test
he was undoubatly 100% dork but, well, there was a big reason why he was always hanging out, up, or around. You get the picture.