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It's just a flesh wound (Read 435 times)


Eye of Sauron

    Man goes for coffee after being hit by bus; bus driver arrested.

     

    No foolin.  The bus smacked him so hard that his head broke the bus' windshield.  His response was to walk a block to starbucks, whereupon he "ordered a drip coffee".

     

    Daaaaaamn.

     

    Bus driver was not under the influence of alcohol.  Drugs suspected.

     

    I love being a bus boy in Seattle.

    And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


    Eye of Sauron

      Oh yeah: He was not served his drip coffee "because he was bleeding".

      And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

        Yeah. Coffee trumps most everything else.


        Fanatic #3965

          Coffee is medicine.

          Kirsten

          '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

          '13 Goals:

          DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

          • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

          • 1st olympic distance duathlon

          • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

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          punch Type 1 in the junk


          mileage hound

            Oh yeah: He was not served his drip coffee "because he was bleeding".

             

            I've heard of "no shirts, no shoes", but where does blood come into the law???

            2013 goals:  Kick some arse.  Moreso than 2012.

             

            "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

             

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            A Saucy Wench

              "no skin"

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

              PineGroveDave


              Express it.

                We can't serve you sir...You're bleeding.

                <Jessie Ventura Mode>

                "I ain't got time to bleeeed!"

                </Jessie Ventura Mode>

                We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid, or we can let them soften us, and make us kinder.
                We always have the choice.

                MrNamtor


                  All sounds very typical for seattle


                  Snarl snarl.

                    Why do we just accept the blatant discrimination against Bleeding-Americans? Can't we look beyond the gore to see the true measure of a man?


                    Excitable Boy

                      They should have served him the coffee and capitalized on the publicity.

                       

                      "Nothing comes between me and my Starbucks."

                      ... as I am about to ascend onto the great stage of this world, having been only a spectator until now, I advance masked.