>Off the Beaten Path>Happy Belated Birthday, OverTheHill!
just a simple cat
And Dean Karnazes says:
Sweet Jesus, I am a handsome man!
Also: happy belated birthday [insert ultrarunner's name here] from the corporate offices of Deantastic! Inc.!
(I had to borrow this, it was just too hilarious!)
I guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house