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Needs more cowbell!
• 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)
• 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
Suffering Benefiting from mature onset exercise addiction and low aerobic endorphin release threshold. Hoping there is no cure.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014
Georgia Death Race 14 March 2015
Boston Marathon 20 April 2015
Menace to Sobriety
Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.
You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected!
I feel so much better now.
just a simple cat
Running is stupid
"You can't untrain for Monkey" - bdub
an amazing likeness
Choosing my words carefully has never been my strength I've been known to be vague and often pointless
2014 Goal -- Run 5X per week, pain-free (relatively) by end of summer.
I have a very witty follow-on for this, but I am changing my persona. Step one is to merely acknowledge the entry point as opposed to utilizing it.
Step ten, I think, will involve posting with a funny accent.
No wait, I already do that.