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jules2

posted: 5/22/2009 at 5:30 PM

Quote from Squeaky on 7/22/2008 at 10:49 PM:

Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.

Its a lie I'm still alive

Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

jules2

posted: 5/22/2009 at 5:32 PM
modified: 5/22/2009 at 5:34 PM

Quote from Purdey on 7/24/2008 at 9:39 AM:

"Enlarge your ...." Clearly the most ridiculous of them all! I mean - have they not seen me?

Purdey, they were talking about your willey not your ego

Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

arlahile

posted: 5/23/2009 at 2:28 PM

I must be spamming in my sleep, I keep getting messages from me.

2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (21/30)... Jun 8 1Mi (13/20) ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

Teresadfp

posted: 5/23/2009 at 4:07 PM

Quote from arlahile on 5/23/2009 at 2:28 PM:

I must be spamming in my sleep, I keep getting messages from me.

Hey, me, too! What's THAT about??

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 5/24/2009 at 2:49 PM

NASA: Removeing Roadkill Aids Astronauts

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/25/2009 at 10:30 AM

The subject line was simply "Fwd: hi", but the first line of the actual email was:

sandwiches and hot swinedogs there as well and my companions all dive

Diving swinedogs!

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Dunottar

posted: 5/25/2009 at 12:16 PM

"Bears hangging out in hammock!"

Thanks for the warning. I just cancelled our Memorial Day picnic.

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 5/29/2009 at 4:36 PM

Aguilera reveals hairy one

Like a bigfoot, maybe?

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 8/22/2009 at 6:58 PM

Here's one just targeted to runners:

Our watch will look great even on any loser

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 10/8/2009 at 8:37 AM

love the Engrish:

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Feel myself like a businessman? What?

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

fuzinboston

CHECKMATE!!1!

posted: 10/8/2009 at 1:58 PM

You all are going to be really jealous - I'm getting 40% of $18M from the Honorable Victor K. Almumet just for giving him some information and temporary access to my bank account.

Peasants.

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 10/8/2009 at 7:56 PM

Quote from fuzinboston on 10/8/2009 at 1:58 PM:

You all are going to be really jealous - I'm getting 40% of $18M from the Honorable Victor K. Almumet just for giving him some information and temporary access to my bank account.

Peasants.

Dang it. How can I get a piece of that action? I'll send you my bank account info.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 10/8/2009 at 8:02 PM

Quote from PerfesserR on 10/8/2009 at 8:37 AM:

Feel myself like a businessman? What?

Haven't you seen Pretty Woman? I think it involves paid help.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 10/8/2009 at 8:11 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 10/8/2009 at 8:02 PM:

Haven't you seen Pretty Woman? I think it involves paid help.

Well, if she looks like Julia Roberts, I'd consider it.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

Teresadfp

posted: 10/11/2009 at 5:41 PM

Hello,

I am SGT Tom Kennedy, with the US Army stationed in Iraq, we have $20 Million
USD in our possession and we want to move it out of the country, your share
in this deal is 8 Million USD for assistance rendered.

This transaction is legal and 100% risk free, please respond for complete
information.

Your in service.
SGT Tom Kennedy.

Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!

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