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binoko

posted: 10/11/2009 at 6:59 PM

Хаnах - Gеt Тhе Таstе Оf Саlm Lifе. RЕАLLY Саlm Lifе‏

Live to run another day

redleaf

posted: 10/16/2009 at 12:49 PM

Received today:

Discount meds for you and your pets

First or last...it's the same finish line

kenxc5

posted: 10/16/2009 at 1:00 PM

Today I got:

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Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless

posted: 10/16/2009 at 2:04 PM
modified: 10/16/2009 at 2:05 PM

I got:

Ass-Catchers Championships

and

Dig her boobs

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
~ R2E

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 10/16/2009 at 2:07 PM

Of course you did.

(but... ass catchers??? huh)

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

ymmv

posted: 10/16/2009 at 6:16 PM

Quote from Teresadfp on 10/11/2009 at 5:41 PM:

Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!

and a Kennedy to boot!

PerfesserR

posted: 10/16/2009 at 8:58 PM

Someone out there really, really thinks I need a watch.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

jules2

posted: 10/17/2009 at 3:11 AM
modified: 10/17/2009 at 3:12 AM

Quote from Squeaky on 7/22/2008 at 10:49 PM:

Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.

I'm not really dead its a tax fiddle, please fill in the details as requested

Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

redleaf

posted: 10/17/2009 at 1:22 PM

"How well I might have swept his floors for ever"

giggle

First or last...it's the same finish line

redleaf

posted: 11/13/2009 at 10:47 AM

Received today:

He tinkledy-binkledy-winkled a bell

First or last...it's the same finish line

PerfesserR

posted: 1/10/2010 at 10:21 PM

I sexual Russian blonde, want to see, come closer

You had me at "sexual Russian"

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

PerfesserR

posted: 1/27/2010 at 3:05 PM

Take me gently caressing my bunny!

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 1/27/2010 at 3:12 PM

Quote from PerfesserR on 1/10/2010 at 10:21 PM:

I sexual Russian blonde, want to see, come closer

You had me at "sexual Russian"

This reminds me of "what Sexual Harris meant."

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

slosh252

1983

posted: 1/28/2010 at 10:48 AM

I feel sooo deprived. I don't get any spam mail / email etc.

Favorite quote: Stop your crying you little girl! 2011: Mt Washington, Washington Trails, Peaks Island, Pikes Peak.

kpk33x

posted: 1/28/2010 at 11:40 AM

I like the "find out who's been searching for you!" ads

If it was that urgent they would have found me or I would have found them.

Its probably that Nigerian guy looking for the $5000 deposit plus my bank account info that he needs to wire me the $1,000,000 he promised.

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