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PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 7/21/2011 at 6:02 PM

ARE YOU DEAD?

I am Mr.Ralph Paul from ICPC investigation Office,MR DAVID DEANE, who is
presently trying to make us believe that you are dead.so you are advice to
contact this email:lender080@yahoo.co.jp

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

Greg C

posted: 7/21/2011 at 6:09 PM

Well, are you?

I put it under there.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 7/21/2011 at 6:11 PM

That's what one of the dudes in Cool Runnings (not to be confused with Coolrunning) kept asking the other dude.

"ya dead?"

(If'n you are, knock once. If'n you ain't knock twice)

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

NaderAlfie

posted: 7/21/2011 at 6:12 PM
modified: 7/21/2011 at 6:13 PM

That's what one of the dudes in Cool Runnings (not to be confused with Coolrunning) kept asking the other dude.

"ya dead?"

(If'n you are, knock once. If'n you ain't knock twice)

Sanka Coffee.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 7/23/2011 at 4:37 PM
modified: 7/23/2011 at 4:38 PM

From an entity called "Christian Dating"

MEET CHRISTIAN IN YOUR CITY

Ok.

1. Not Christians, just Christian. Maybe this is the personal dating service for some dude named Christian???

2. If I want to meet eligible Christian dates, wouldn't I try to do that... oh I don't know... at church??

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

ultracassie

posted: 7/23/2011 at 6:15 PM
modified: 7/23/2011 at 6:17 PM

Quote from srlopez on 7/23/2011 at 4:37 PM:

2. If I want to meet eligible Christian dates, wouldn't I try to do that... oh I don't know... at church??

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."

Big grin

Live the Adventure. Enjoy the Journey. Be Kind. Have Faith!

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 7/23/2011 at 6:25 PM

Quote from ultracassie on 7/23/2011 at 6:15 PM:

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."

fair enough, fair enough.

But you perhaps have more of a shot to suss that out there than by responding to Christian's spam email!

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 8/2/2011 at 7:32 PM

This has to be the clumsiest one ever, from "Rev John Ike". He's a Rev. after all, so he obviously must be honest:

YOUR ATM CARD

Reconfirm your address, name & mobile NO,for delivery of your
ATM card worth of
$10.M, call for more information +234-8120458693

Not to be confused with David Icke. There you can find hours and hours of vital information and entertainment. You are welcome.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 8/10/2011 at 7:53 AM

Message from sender: Hi My name is Christina, Widow of Mario Domingo, my husband was the president of Hacienda Cambuktot Agrarian Reform Beneficiaries Association in Philippine, also a farmer and cocoa dealer. He was assassinated on no just cost, May 17 2006 by some suspected marked men and for my safety i had to flee my home because of same suspected dangerous masked men on motorcycles that visited my home several times without meeting me. Please as a matter of urgency I would like to solicit your assistance to secure the legacy of my inheritance assets which was deposit aboard; the amount involved millions of dollars. Thanks Mrs Christina Domingo

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/10/2011 at 9:10 AM

My name is Christina Domingo. I am the wife of Mario Domingo and you killed my husband. Prepare to die.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

MrRipper

posted: 8/10/2011 at 10:03 AM

Quote from srlopez on 8/10/2011 at 9:10 AM:

My name is Christina Domingo. I am the wife of Mario Domingo and you killed my husband. Prepare to die.

His dumb ass didn't bother to wear gloves? Doesn't he watch CSI?

2013 goals: • 1st Marathon • <1:45 HM • Stay healthy

AussieGirl76

First 50 mi

posted: 8/10/2011 at 1:32 PM

Quote from ultracassie on 7/23/2011 at 6:15 PM:

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."

LedLincoln

Food

posted: 8/10/2011 at 1:34 PM

Quote from PerfesserR on 8/10/2011 at 7:53 AM:

Message from sender: Hi My name is Christina, Widow of Mario Domingo, my husband was the president of Hacienda Cambuktot Agrarian Reform Beneficiaries Association in Philippine, also a farmer and cocoa dealer. He was assassinated on no just cost, May 17 2006 by some suspected marked men and for my safety i had to flee my home because of same suspected dangerous masked men on motorcycles that visited my home several times without meeting me. Please as a matter of urgency I would like to solicit your assistance to secure the legacy of my inheritance assets which was deposit aboard; the amount involved millions of dollars. Thanks Mrs Christina Domingo

Just because her command of English is shaky, you're not willing to save her life and take a share of her coke dealer husband's millions?

testing testing

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/22/2011 at 9:34 AM

Not a subject line, but hey, I COULD LIVE IN MOSCOW!

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Greetings,

I am Ms.Arina Feodor, I have a business brief which might interest you on the instruction of a businessman in Moscow whose business interest spans crude oil refining, mining, construction, real estate and tourism.

I ask for your cooperation to discreetly re-profile funds worth Eighty Five million euro own by this business tycoon from its present location via a bank in eastern Europe to a new investment location.

You will be paid eight percent for your 'management consultancy fees',if we are able to reach terms. If you are interested, please write back to me at (arinafd@umail.net) and provide your telephone number and private e-mail address and i will provide further details.

Write back to me, i wait for your response.

Regards,

Ms.Arina Feodor.

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"Instruction of a businessman". Oh yes.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

BeastieRoy

posted: 8/23/2011 at 10:24 PM

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