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Chickens seem a bit easier to kill [than steers]; maybe because they don't have those big brown eyes.
That, and their necks are just a bit thinner.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Chicken wouldn't be worth the trouble--it doesn't even taste good. I think I'm gonna kill me a lobster and some scallops. Gotta catch a flight to Nova Scotia....
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay