Demotivational

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mileage hound

posted: 8/4/2010 at 7:28 PM

Quote from Mile Collector on 8/4/2010 at 7:16 PM:

Is that for real?

I find this funny, since our company gym is a block and a half from my office and I've seen my coworkers drive there and circle looking for a parking space closer to the door than the back of the lot.

2013 goals: Kick some arse. Moreso than 2012.

"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

"Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/4/2010 at 7:28 PM

Ha...I like sight gags!

But poor little donkey. Sad

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Mile Collector

Abs of Flabs

posted: 8/4/2010 at 7:40 PM

Quote from srlopez on 8/4/2010 at 7:22 PM:

Nope. You can google image "24 hour fitness escalator" and find ~~quite a few~~ a couple views of it.

Point Loma.

For crying out loud, it's not even wheel chair accessible.

Beantown Runners | On the Bench

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/5/2010 at 1:27 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

dallas

Hoodoo Guru

posted: 8/5/2010 at 2:08 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/5/2010 at 1:27 PM:

Also acceptable: VAGINA It's not a clown car.

The tangents are moot.

Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

littlechime

posted: 8/5/2010 at 2:24 PM

Quote from dallas on 8/5/2010 at 2:08 PM:

Also acceptable: VAGINA It's not a clown car.

LOL! I almost peed myself with that one!

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/5/2010 at 2:34 PM

Quote from dallas on 8/5/2010 at 2:08 PM:

Also acceptable: VAGINA It's not a clown car.

That is one of my very favorite ones of all time!

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/5/2010 at 2:35 PM

Quote from littlechime on 8/5/2010 at 2:24 PM:

LOL! I almost peed myself with that one!

After having all those kids I'll bet she pees herself for no reason at all...

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

arlahile

posted: 8/5/2010 at 6:05 PM

Here's when we can talk about your uterus falling out.

2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

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elle aime courir

posted: 8/5/2010 at 10:03 PM

I wonder if it hurts as bad after 17 times as it does the first couple??

'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher

"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis

cg9m

what are lions?

posted: 8/5/2010 at 10:26 PM

i liked 'persistence' and 'defeat'...

one former coworker had a for-real one with 'intensity' caption, and featuring greg lemond.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/5/2010 at 11:00 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

littlechime

posted: 8/6/2010 at 6:31 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/5/2010 at 2:35 PM:

After having all those kids I'll bet she pees herself for no reason at all...

ROFLMAO!

keeponrunning

elle aime courir

posted: 8/7/2010 at 8:53 PM

Big doggie...

'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher

"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis

lvleph

posted: 8/7/2010 at 9:39 PM

Quote from dallas on 8/5/2010 at 2:08 PM:

Also acceptable: VAGINA It's not a clown car.

The funny part is that she has had 5 more kids since that pic.

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