Demotivational (Read 4106 times)


Needs more cowbell!

    I shoot pretty things! ~

    '14 Goals:

    • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


    Needs more cowbell!

      The funny part is that she has had 5 more kids since that pic.

       

      And now some of those kids have kids of their own...the cycle continues.

      I shoot pretty things! ~

      '14 Goals:

      • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

      • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


      I look my best blurry!

         Big grin Sorry but I do get a kick out of this one in particular.


        A Saucy Wench

           

          For crying out loud, it's not even wheel chair accessible.

           Very few gyms really are.

           

           

          It cracks me up at my gym during the day to see all the people leaving and standing by their hot cars trying to let them cool off enough to get in to.  While I take the 1 block walk to the back of the parking lot where my car is parked in the shade. 

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

             

            It cracks me up at my gym during the day to see all the people leaving and standing by their hot cars trying to let them cool off enough to get in to.  While I take the 1 block walk to the back of the parking lot where my car is parked in the shade. 

             Unless you are in my shoes where the gym has no shady parking.  Very annoying, especially as my gym is very central to a lot of places I go, so I often park there and then walk to wherever else I need to go.

            'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

             

            "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'"  - Peter Maher

             

            "Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run."  -Monte Davis


            I've got a fever...

               

               

               

              Also acceptable:  VAGINA  It's not a clown car.

               

              This is a great picture for a caption contest.  Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes:

              17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all.

               

              Have at it.  Best caption wins absolutely nothing.

              On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


              Needs more cowbell!

                 

                 

                 

                This is a great picture for a caption contest.  Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes:

                17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all.

                 

                Have at it.  Best caption wins absolutely nothing.

                 

                Heh...more NSFW caption contests.

                I shoot pretty things! ~

                '14 Goals:

                • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                  Run more.


                  Needs more cowbell!

                     

                    Someone needs to get a TV

                     

                    Heh.


                    Or:

                    Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

                    I shoot pretty things! ~

                    '14 Goals:

                    • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                    Menace to Sobriety

                       I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while.

                      Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
                      Mile Collector


                      Abs of Flabs

                         

                        Heh.


                        Or:

                        Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

                         

                        Can you blame the guy if this is the only way he could get some?  Once every 9 months.  Throw the guy a bone!


                        Needs more cowbell!

                           Throw the guy a bone!

                           

                          That bone is 50% responsible.

                          I shoot pretty things! ~

                          '14 Goals:

                          • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                          • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                          I've got a fever...

                             

                            Can you blame the guy if this is the only way he could get some?  Once every 9 months.  Throw the guy a bone!

                            You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.

                            On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                            Needs more cowbell!

                              You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.

                               

                              2nd trimester = bowm chicka bow wow! 

                              I shoot pretty things! ~

                              '14 Goals:

                              • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                              • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                              Mile Collector


                              Abs of Flabs

                                You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.

                                 

                                Not if she is the gate keeper Wink