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Kirsten
'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
• 1st olympic distance duathlon
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race
• Half Fanatic
• punch Type 1 in the junk
The funny part is that she has had 5 more kids since that pic.
And now some of those kids have kids of their own...the cycle continues.
I look my best blurry!
Sorry but I do get a kick out of this one in particular.
A Saucy Wench
For crying out loud, it's not even wheel chair accessible.
Very few gyms really are.
It cracks me up at my gym during the day to see all the people leaving and standing by their hot cars trying to let them cool off enough to get in to. While I take the 1 block walk to the back of the parking lot where my car is parked in the shade.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
elle aime courir
Unless you are in my shoes where the gym has no shady parking. Very annoying, especially as my gym is very central to a lot of places I go, so I often park there and then walk to wherever else I need to go.
'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'
"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher
"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis
More Cowbell!
Also acceptable: VAGINA It's not a clown car.
This is a great picture for a caption contest. Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes:
17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all.
Have at it. Best caption wins absolutely nothing.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
This is a great picture for a caption contest. Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes: 17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all. Have at it. Best caption wins absolutely nothing.
Heh...more NSFW caption contests.
Someone needs to get a TV
Heh.
Or:
Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Menace to Sobriety
I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while.
Abs of Flabs
Heh.Or:Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Can you blame the guy if this is the only way he could get some? Once every 9 months. Throw the guy a bone!
Throw the guy a bone!
That bone is 50% responsible.
You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.
2nd trimester = bowm chicka bow wow!
Not if she is the gate keeper
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