Demotivational

dgb2n

Dave

posted: 8/9/2010 at 1:19 PM

Best caption on that one ever said:

"Vagxxxx: It's not a clown car"

I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it.

dgb2n@yahoo.com

Ileneforward

posted: 8/9/2010 at 2:34 PM

All of those beautiful, healthy children! They are truly blessed. Smile

~ childless Ilene

spaniel

mileage hound

posted: 8/9/2010 at 8:03 PM
modified: 8/9/2010 at 8:03 PM

2013 goals: Kick some arse. Moreso than 2012.

"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

"Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 9:28 AM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 8/10/2010 at 10:12 AM

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 10:17 AM

Bwahahahahahaha...that is brilliant!

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 8/10/2010 at 10:29 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/10/2010 at 10:17 AM:

Bwahahahahahaha...that is brilliant!

Heath was great (as was Jack, of course), but I always thought Keaton would have made an excellent Joker.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 10:30 AM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 8/10/2010 at 10:29 AM:

Heath was great (as was Jack, of course), but I always thought Keaton would have made an excellent Joker.

Though maybe not quite so menacing.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 10:49 AM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 8/10/2010 at 12:53 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/10/2010 at 10:30 AM:

Though maybe not quite so menacing.

Ever seen Pacific Heights? Keaton has no problem doing menacing.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 12:58 PM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 8/10/2010 at 12:53 PM:

Ever seen Pacific Heights? Keaton has no problem doing menacing.

I haven't. Is it good?

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/10/2010 at 1:05 PM

It's ok. Not great. Ok. Netflixable.

My ranked Batmans (best to worst): Bale, Kilmer, West, Keaton, Clooney

Supermans: Reeve, Superman Returns guy, Smallville guy, George Reeves.... giant gap... Dean Cain.

Jokers: Ledger... pretty big gap... Jack... big gap... Romero.

Catwomans: Meriweather, Kitt, Newmar, Pfeiffer

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 1:19 PM

Quote from srlopez on 8/10/2010 at 1:05 PM:

My ranked Batmans (best to worst): Bale, Kilmer, West, Keaton, Clooney

I never saw the Clooney one...and I love George. But when I saw the reviews I didn't want anything to sully my opinion of GC. That list looks about right. Unfortunately Kilmer could never wear that suit, now. Dude has let himself go...in a very bad way. Kinda like Mr. Incredible in the beginning of that movie.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Jehu

posted: 8/10/2010 at 1:33 PM

"Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain."

Jack Kerouac

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 8/10/2010 at 1:47 PM

Quote from srlopez on 8/10/2010 at 1:05 PM:

My ranked Batmans (best to worst): Bale, Kilmer, West, Keaton, Clooney

Bale, Keaton...(big gap) West (bigger gap) Kilmer, Clooney (though it's not all George's fault -- the material was so awful).

Pacific Heights is not great, but a decent one to add to the Netflix queue. Keaton is creeptastic, the rest of the movie so-so.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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