Demotivational (Read 4106 times)

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    Holy crap.  That is a disney shirt.  And that's not a vest.  That's all the shirt.

     

    I miss the 70s.

     


    A Dance with Monkeys




      SO ANYWAY, A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR

       - "We cleverly replaced the finish line with a steel

      STOP ME IF YOU"VE HEARD THIS

       

      So funny: http://perfectlytimedphotos.com


      Needs more cowbell!

         

        So funny: http://perfectlytimedphotos.com

         

        That site is cool.  Friends of ours took this over the past weekend.  I will have to send her that link...


        I shoot pretty things! ~

        '14 Goals:

        • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


        Needs more cowbell!

          Ha, JT is even hotter shotgunning a beer at a Packer game!


          I shoot pretty things! ~

          '14 Goals:

          • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

          • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

            SBD = Silent but deadly?

             

            xor


              Yesssssssth.

               


              Needs more cowbell!


                Trent...what is going on with your monkeys?  Seriously.  Monkey hos.

                I shoot pretty things! ~

                '14 Goals:

                • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                I've got a fever...

                  In honor of the announcement of the Star Wars Blu-Ray (and the screening of a sweet cut scene from ROTJ)

                  On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                  Needs more cowbell!

                    Ummm...that warning would not be there, had someone not actually tried it. 


                    I shoot pretty things! ~

                    '14 Goals:

                    • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                    I've got a fever...

                      Ummm...that warning would not be there, had someone not actually tried it. 


                       There's got to be a site out there with the most hilarious/idiotic/horrifying product warning, right?  (The above is a Hall of Fame candidate.)

                      On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                      Needs more cowbell!

                         There's got to be a site out there with the most hilarious/idiotic/horrifying product warning, right?  (The above is a Hall of Fame candidate.)

                         

                        Sometimes those little graphic instructions are funny, too.  Years ago backroadrunner and I were with a friend at a Red Lobster.  They had a little placard that showed how to suck the meat out of crab legs and it looked like something else entirely.  We totally lost it.  The restaurant was nearly empty, but a couple at a table nearby asked to be moved.  I think they thought we were drunk, but between the 3 of us there were only 2 drinks on the table (Eryn was only 20 at the time).  We weren't drunk, just slap-happy...which is probably worse.

                        I shoot pretty things! ~

                        '14 Goals:

                        • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                           

                           We weren't drunk, just slap-happy...which is probably worse.

                           Or maybe you just came back from a run/ride and were stinking up the place.


                          Needs more cowbell!

                             Or maybe you just came back from a run/ride and were stinking up the place.

                             

                            Nah, this was back when I was more sloth-like than I am, today. 

                            I shoot pretty things! ~

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                            xor


                              I don't believe the screwdriver one is real, but 30 seconds in debunk mode couldn't debunk it either. (that pic shows up all over the internet though.  well, where "all" is based on a 30 second sampling).  Ouch.

                               


                              Hey, nice marmot!

                                I don't believe the screwdriver one is real, but 30 seconds in debunk mode couldn't debunk it either. (that pic shows up all over the internet though.  well, where "all" is based on a 30 second sampling).  Ouch.

                                 


                                You are correct, sir.  I own that set of screwdrivers (although I've never inserted any of them into any part of my body).  It looks like that but without the circle + line and the "Not to be inserted into penis".


                                The illustration is just there to demonstrate how you use them.  There's a swivel pad at the end of each one, so that you can press down with your index finger and still rotate the screwdriver with your thumb and middle finger.  They're a bit more to the image that makes it clear that the screwdriver is being inserted into a screw vice a penis.


                                I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.

                                Ben

                                 

                                "The world is my country, science is my religion."-- Christiaan Huygens