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Eye of Sauron

    Holy crap.  That is a disney shirt.  And that's not a vest.  That's all the shirt.

     

    I miss the 70s.

    And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


    Fanatic #3965

       

      So funny: http://perfectlytimedphotos.com

       

      That site is cool.  Friends of ours took this over the past weekend.  I will have to send her that link...


      Kirsten

      '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

      '13 Goals:

      DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

      • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

      • 1st olympic distance duathlon

      • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

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      punch Type 1 in the junk


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        Ha, JT is even hotter shotgunning a beer at a Packer game!


        Kirsten

        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

        '13 Goals:

        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

        Half Fanatic

        punch Type 1 in the junk

          SBD = Silent but deadly?



          Eye of Sauron

            Yesssssssth.

            And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


            Fanatic #3965


              Trent...what is going on with your monkeys?  Seriously.  Monkey hos.

              Kirsten

              '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

              '13 Goals:

              DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

              • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

              • 1st olympic distance duathlon

              • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

              Half Fanatic

              punch Type 1 in the junk


              More Cowbell!

                In honor of the announcement of the Star Wars Blu-Ray (and the screening of a sweet cut scene from ROTJ)

                When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


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                  Ummm...that warning would not be there, had someone not actually tried it. 


                  Kirsten

                  '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                  '13 Goals:

                  DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                  • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                  • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                  • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                  Half Fanatic

                  punch Type 1 in the junk


                  More Cowbell!

                    Ummm...that warning would not be there, had someone not actually tried it. 


                     There's got to be a site out there with the most hilarious/idiotic/horrifying product warning, right?  (The above is a Hall of Fame candidate.)

                    When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


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                       There's got to be a site out there with the most hilarious/idiotic/horrifying product warning, right?  (The above is a Hall of Fame candidate.)

                       

                      Sometimes those little graphic instructions are funny, too.  Years ago backroadrunner and I were with a friend at a Red Lobster.  They had a little placard that showed how to suck the meat out of crab legs and it looked like something else entirely.  We totally lost it.  The restaurant was nearly empty, but a couple at a table nearby asked to be moved.  I think they thought we were drunk, but between the 3 of us there were only 2 drinks on the table (Eryn was only 20 at the time).  We weren't drunk, just slap-happy...which is probably worse.

                      Kirsten

                      '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                      '13 Goals:

                      DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                      • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                      • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                      • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                      Half Fanatic

                      punch Type 1 in the junk

                         

                         We weren't drunk, just slap-happy...which is probably worse.

                         Or maybe you just came back from a run/ride and were stinking up the place.


                        Fanatic #3965

                           Or maybe you just came back from a run/ride and were stinking up the place.

                           

                          Nah, this was back when I was more sloth-like than I am, today. 

                          Kirsten

                          '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                          '13 Goals:

                          DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                          • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                          • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                          • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                          Half Fanatic

                          punch Type 1 in the junk


                          Eye of Sauron

                            I don't believe the screwdriver one is real, but 30 seconds in debunk mode couldn't debunk it either. (that pic shows up all over the internet though.  well, where "all" is based on a 30 second sampling).  Ouch.

                            And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


                            Hey, nice marmot!

                              I don't believe the screwdriver one is real, but 30 seconds in debunk mode couldn't debunk it either. (that pic shows up all over the internet though.  well, where "all" is based on a 30 second sampling).  Ouch.

                               


                              You are correct, sir.  I own that set of screwdrivers (although I've never inserted any of them into any part of my body).  It looks like that but without the circle + line and the "Not to be inserted into penis".


                              The illustration is just there to demonstrate how you use them.  There's a swivel pad at the end of each one, so that you can press down with your index finger and still rotate the screwdriver with your thumb and middle finger.  They're a bit more to the image that makes it clear that the screwdriver is being inserted into a screw vice a penis.


                              I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.

                              Ben "The world is my country, science is my religion."-- Christiaan Huygens