Demotivational (Read 4106 times)

    I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.

     

    I'd have to think about it for quite a while if my choices were "vice a penis" or having a screwdriver inserted.

    When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?


      I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.

       

      That's because no conversation on RA can be classified as "normal" 

      'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

       

      "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'"  - Peter Maher

       

      "Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run."  -Monte Davis

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        When it comes to people who utilize dickish behavior, I'd never want to be the top one.  Maybe second.

        I guess that would make me vice penis.

        Man, I could start a whole surreal rant about Miami Vice Penis.

        But I won't.

         


        Needs more cowbell!

           

          OMG, I hope that's a 'shop job! *shudder*

          I shoot pretty things! ~

          '14 Goals:

          • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

          • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

             one of my professors opened his lecture today with this photo: 




            HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

              Now that's some advanced medical training you're getting. Is that xenobiological stuff?

              It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                Now that's some advanced medical training you're getting. Is that xenobiological stuff?

                 

                i dunno - still don't make no sense to me... Cry


                Menace to Sobriety

                   

                   

                  i dunno - still don't make no sense to me... Cry

                   Open yourself to the Force, young Jedi ,and all will be clear.

                  Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

                     

                     Open yourself to the Force, young Jedi ,and all will be clear.

                     

                    Master Yoda ... is it supposed to teach us not to make things harder than they need to be???  

                    Bend down you stupid Sith Lord and you can fill that bottle much easier!

                    "It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it Great!
                    xor


                      This is who gets called every time someone makes a sad Star Wars reference.

                       

                       

                        Master Yoda ... is it supposed to teach us not to make things harder than they need to be???  
                        Bend down you stupid Sith Lord and you can fill that bottle much easier!

                        I think the picture means that the ability to desalinate sea water is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

                         

                        On-topic:

                         

                        “Everything you need is already inside.” -- Bill Bowerman


                        Needs more cowbell!

                          I shoot pretty things! ~

                          '14 Goals:

                          • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                          • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                          Needs more cowbell!

                            I shoot pretty things! ~

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                            Imminent Catastrophe

                               

                              Jesus obviously didn't read that sign.

                              "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                               "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                              "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                               

                              √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                              Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                              Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                              I've got a fever...

                                 

                                Jesus obviously didn't read that sign.

                                That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok.  Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.

                                On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.