Demotivational

Bonkin

posted: 8/20/2010 at 4:38 PM

Quote from Ben_1415 on 8/20/2010 at 1:13 PM:

I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.

I'd have to think about it for quite a while if my choices were "vice a penis" or having a screwdriver inserted.

Passion is a rather frightening thing because if you have passion you don't know where it will take you.

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

keeponrunning

elle aime courir

posted: 8/20/2010 at 4:41 PM

Quote from Ben_1415 on 8/20/2010 at 1:13 PM:

I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.

That's because no conversation on RA can be classified as "normal"

'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher

"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/20/2010 at 4:47 PM
modified: 8/20/2010 at 4:48 PM

When it comes to people who utilize dickish behavior, I'd never want to be the top one. Maybe second.

I guess that would make me vice penis.

Man, I could start a whole surreal rant about Miami Vice Penis.

But I won't.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/27/2010 at 9:04 AM

OMG, I hope that's a 'shop job! *shudder*

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

labrat

posted: 8/27/2010 at 12:37 PM

one of my professors opened his lecture today with this photo:

AmoresPerros

HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

posted: 8/27/2010 at 12:42 PM
modified: 8/27/2010 at 12:42 PM

Now that's some advanced medical training you're getting. Is that xenobiological stuff?

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

labrat

posted: 8/27/2010 at 1:12 PM

Now that's some advanced medical training you're getting. Is that xenobiological stuff?

i dunno - still don't make no sense to me... Cry

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 8/27/2010 at 3:00 PM
modified: 8/27/2010 at 3:00 PM

i dunno - still don't make no sense to me...

Open yourself to the Force, young Jedi ,and all will be clear.

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

Buckeye

posted: 8/27/2010 at 5:18 PM

Open yourself to the Force, young Jedi ,and all will be clear.

Master Yoda ... is it supposed to teach us not to make things harder than they need to be???

Bend down you stupid Sith Lord and you can fill that bottle much easier!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it Great!

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/27/2010 at 6:11 PM

This is who gets called every time someone makes a sad Star Wars reference.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

CliveF

posted: 8/27/2010 at 8:19 PM

Master Yoda ... is it supposed to teach us not to make things harder than they need to be???
Bend down you stupid Sith Lord and you can fill that bottle much easier!

I think the picture means that the ability to desalinate sea water is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

On-topic:

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/27/2010 at 9:13 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/28/2010 at 11:07 AM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

PerfesserR

posted: 8/28/2010 at 2:01 PM

Jesus obviously didn't read that sign.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 8/30/2010 at 9:04 AM
modified: 8/30/2010 at 9:05 AM

Jesus obviously didn't read that sign.

That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok. Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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