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I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.
I'd have to think about it for quite a while if my choices were "vice a penis" or having a screwdriver inserted.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
That's because no conversation on RA can be classified as "normal"
Sulphur Springs 50km-- Ancaster, ON-- May 28, 2022
Tally in the Valley 12 hours-- Dundas, ON -- July 30, 2022 (Support SickKids Toronto)
Stokely Creek-- 56km-- Sault Ste. Marie, ON-- Sept. 24, 2022
rectumdamnnearkilledem
OMG, I hope that's a 'shop job! *shudder*
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
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Now that's some advanced medical training you're getting. Is that xenobiological stuff?
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
i dunno - still don't make no sense to me...
Menace to Sobriety
Open yourself to the Force, young Jedi ,and all will be clear.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Master Yoda ... is it supposed to teach us not to make things harder than they need to be??? Bend down you stupid Sith Lord and you can fill that bottle much easier!
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it Great!
This is who gets called every time someone makes a sad Star Wars reference.
I think the picture means that the ability to desalinate sea water is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
On-topic:
"I want you to pray as if everything depends on it, but I want you to prepare yourself as if everything depends on you."
-- Dick LeBeau
Imminent Catastrophe
Jesus obviously didn't read that sign.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
I've got a fever...
That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok. Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.