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I never thought I'd use the phrase "vice a penis" in ordinary conversation, but there you go.
I'd have to think about it for quite a while if my choices were "vice a penis" or having a screwdriver inserted.
Passion is a rather frightening thing because if you have passion you don't know where it will take you.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
elle aime courir
That's because no conversation on RA can be classified as "normal"
'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'
"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher
"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis
Fanatic #3965
OMG, I hope that's a 'shop job! *shudder*
Kirsten
'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
• 1st olympic distance duathlon
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race
• Half Fanatic
• punch Type 1 in the junk
HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
Now that's some advanced medical training you're getting. Is that xenobiological stuff?
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
i dunno - still don't make no sense to me...
Menace to Sobriety
Open yourself to the Force, young Jedi ,and all will be clear.
Master Yoda ... is it supposed to teach us not to make things harder than they need to be??? Bend down you stupid Sith Lord and you can fill that bottle much easier!
This is who gets called every time someone makes a sad Star Wars reference.
I think the picture means that the ability to desalinate sea water is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
On-topic:
Imminent Catastrophe
Jesus obviously didn't read that sign.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Boston Marathon 15 April
√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April
√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June
Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July
More Cowbell!
That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok. Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
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