>Off the Beaten Path>Demotivational
I'm really glad I'm too innocent to understand that.
MTA: damn page break
'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)
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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)
Run to Win23 Marathons, 10 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
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Heh, nice one Blaine.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Heh, nice one Blaine.
Well, I read about how the Jets got in trouble with the NFL because one of the coach's kept over-throwing the balls so they'd land near her and then all the guys hooted and cat-called at her in the locker room after practice while she waited for an interview.
So, I wanted to see what all the hub-bub was about and found that photo. Seemed appropriate.
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Boston Marathon 15 April
Big Sur Marathon 28 April
Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June
Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July
Okay, not really "de"motivational, but still funny:
Blaine that's great.. wish I could show that to my computer science professor who made sure noone in my 75 person class downloaded firefox on the campus computers during class.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Eye of Sauron
That's funny, but I don't understand what's demotivating about it!
And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.
Oooh, sorry, I'm stuffed...I couldn't take another bite of Spam.
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