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I'm really glad I'm too innocent to understand that.
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Heh, nice one Blaine.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Well, I read about how the Jets got in trouble with the NFL because one of the coach's kept over-throwing the balls so they'd land near her and then all the guys hooted and cat-called at her in the locker room after practice while she waited for an interview.
So, I wanted to see what all the hub-bub was about and found that photo. Seemed appropriate.
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Okay, not really "de"motivational, but still funny:
Blaine that's great.. wish I could show that to my computer science professor who made sure noone in my 75 person class downloaded firefox on the campus computers during class.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
That's funny, but I don't understand what's demotivating about it!
Oooh, sorry, I'm stuffed...I couldn't take another bite of Spam.