Demotivational (Read 4108 times)

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    I'm really glad I'm too innocent to understand that.

     

     

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    rectumdamnnearkilledem

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          Heh, nice one Blaine.

          It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


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            Heh, nice one Blaine.

             

            Well, I read about how the Jets got in trouble with the NFL because one of the coach's kept over-throwing the balls so they'd land near her and then all the guys hooted and cat-called at her in the locker room after practice while she waited for an interview.

             

            So, I wanted to see what all the hub-bub was about and found that photo. Seemed appropriate.

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              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay


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                  Okay, not really "de"motivational, but still funny:

                   

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                    Blaine that's great.. wish I could show that to my computer science professor who made sure noone in my 75 person class downloaded firefox on the campus computers during class.

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                      rectumdamnnearkilledem

                        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                             ~ Sarah Kay

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                        rectumdamnnearkilledem

                          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                               ~ Sarah Kay

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                            That's funny, but I don't understand what's demotivating about it!

                             

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                              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                   ~ Sarah Kay

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