Demotivational

dennrunner

posted: 9/9/2010 at 3:00 PM
modified: 9/9/2010 at 3:01 PM

I'm really glad I'm too innocent to understand that.

MTA: damn page break

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 9/12/2010 at 12:04 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

posted: 9/13/2010 at 8:46 AM

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AmoresPerros

HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

posted: 9/13/2010 at 8:55 AM

Heh, nice one Blaine.

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

posted: 9/13/2010 at 9:27 AM

Heh, nice one Blaine.

Well, I read about how the Jets got in trouble with the NFL because one of the coach's kept over-throwing the balls so they'd land near her and then all the guys hooted and cat-called at her in the locker room after practice while she waited for an interview.

So, I wanted to see what all the hub-bub was about and found that photo. Seemed appropriate.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 9/13/2010 at 6:09 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

PerfesserR

posted: 9/13/2010 at 10:45 PM

+2

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

posted: 9/20/2010 at 8:33 AM

Okay, not really "de"motivational, but still funny:

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kenxc5

posted: 9/20/2010 at 8:55 AM

Blaine that's great.. wish I could show that to my computer science professor who made sure noone in my 75 person class downloaded firefox on the campus computers during class.

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 9/22/2010 at 2:13 PM

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 9/27/2010 at 10:46 AM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 10/26/2010 at 7:11 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 10/26/2010 at 8:22 PM

That's funny, but I don't understand what's demotivating about it!

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/9/2010 at 8:19 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

fljaweiu

posted: 1/10/2011 at 12:59 AM
modified: 1/10/2011 at 12:59 AM
zoom-zoom censored this post on 1/10/2011 at 1:14 AM.

Oooh, sorry, I'm stuffed...I couldn't take another bite of Spam.

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