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zoom-zoom
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 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:06 PM
You all should just be thankful if your folks weren't Frankie Valley and the 4 Seasons fans. I'm just sayin'. Roll eyes Dead
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PowerOfQ
Line of Eld
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:07 PM
Quote from Mishka on 2/1/2008 at 4:04 PM:
Now now POQ, are you having trouble controlling your beast?


maybe, just maybe...btw, your fav bands choices were spot on!

I'm in the wrong era on this thread.

The list of my favorite '90s acts:

Tool > RHCP > Alice in Chains > Jane's Addiction = Pearl Jam > Nirvana > Green Day > getting punched in the face
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Mishka
posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:07 PM
Oh why-yi-yi-yi-yi did you have to mention that?
jEfFgObLuE
Frustrating Project
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:09 PM
modified: 2/1/2008 at 4:09 PM
Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/1/2008 at 4:06 PM:
You all should just be thankful if your folks weren't Frankie Valley and the 4 Seasons fans. I'm just sayin'. Roll eyes Dead


Zoomie, you must have forgotten that they sang, "December 1963 (Oh, what a night)."

You stand corrected. Tongue
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"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen

Oswald acted alone.
zoom-zoom
Registered for #2
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:11 PM
Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/1/2008 at 4:09 PM:
Zoomie, you must have forgotten that they sang, "December 1963 (Oh, what a night)."

You stand corrected. Tongue


Sheeeeeeerrrrrry bayaybeee... *vomits*
Kirsten
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JakeKnight
posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:12 PM
Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/1/2008 at 3:51 PM:


But as a hard-core Beatles fan, it pains me to say that there's one song at least as bad -- Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson's cringe-inducing duet, "The Girl is Mine."


We may actually have a winner. Now that is a bad song. Any song that uses the phrase "the doggone girl is mine" without a trace of irony - and its not even a country song! - is bad. The fact that two musical geniuses came up with that steaming pile is probably enough to push it to the top of the list.

I think I can honestly say I'd never actually listen to that song voluntarily. You win.

I did come up with a few choices:

R.E.M. - "Shiny Happy People"

Mr. Mister - "Broken Wings"

Both of which cause me physical pain.

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But my personal all time worst is a song I don't even know the name to, but I'll bet some of you do. It's that stupid, stupid, stupid song by some girl who goes "do do do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do" through the whole song, and then the whole lyric is random stuff from her day. As in: "So I went to the front door, and I saw the mailman, and then he waved hi at me so I made myself a sandwich, do do do do do do do do do ....."

No, those aren't the lyrics. But same idea. My lyrics are probably better.

I say its the worst song ever. I fly at the radio to change the channel when it comes on. It's ultimate proof that you can put anything on the radio. Anything at all.
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diddidit
Ifartedonzoomyintheshowr
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:13 PM
Rick Astley.

Whatever the hell the overdramatic atmosphere disturber was, way back when, but it was horror.

NEVA GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVA GONNA LET YOO GO NEVA GONNA TURN AROUN' AN' DESERT YOU, NEVA GONNA STOP THIS CRAP NEVA GONNA NOT BE ALL CRAPPY

etc.

etc.

Horror, I tell ya.

did


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PowerOfQ
Line of Eld
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:20 PM
OH. NO. I forgot one. THIS ONE needs serious consideration. Actors as singers is a terrible, terrible idea.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
Mishka
posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:21 PM
modified: 2/1/2008 at 4:21 PM
Quote from JakeKnight on 2/1/2008 at 4:12 PM:
But my personal all time worst is a song I don't even know the name to, but I'll bet some of you do. It's that stupid, stupid, stupid song by some girl who goes "do do do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do" through the whole song, and then the whole lyric is random stuff from her day. As in: "So I went to the front door, and I saw the mailman, and then he waved hi at me so I made myself a sandwich, do do do do do do do do do ....."


Ask and you shall receive. OK, so you didn't ask.

*dodges path of projectile vomit*
zoom-zoom
Registered for #2
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:23 PM
Quote from PowerOfQ on 2/1/2008 at 4:20 PM:
OH. NO. I forgot one. THIS ONE needs serious consideration. Actors as singers is a terrible, terrible idea.


You ain't kiddin'...
Kirsten
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jEfFgObLuE
Frustrating Project
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:23 PM
Quote from JakeKnight on 2/1/2008 at 4:12 PM:

But my personal all time worst is a song I don't even know the name to, but I'll bet some of you do. It's that stupid, stupid, stupid song by some girl who goes "do do do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do" through the whole song, and then the whole lyric is random stuff from her day. As in: "So I went to the front door, and I saw the mailman, and then he waved hi at me so I made myself a sandwich, do do do do do do do do do ....."
.


Suzanne Vega, "Tom's Diner." I can see why you hate it, but it find it hypnotic. Not in a good way, mind you, but I can't seem to turn away when I hear it. Pretty random stupid sh*t, I agree.

I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner

I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee

And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue

He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in

"It is always
Nice to see you"
Says the man
Behind the counter

To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella

And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos

I'm pretending
Not to see them
Instead
I pour the milk

I open
Up the paper
There's a story
Of an actor

Who had died
While he was drinking
It was no one
I had heard of

And I'm turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies

When I'm feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head

There's a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?

No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection

And I'm trying
Not to notice
That she's hitching
Up her skirt

And while she's
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Has gotten wet

Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I'm listening

To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice...

And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began...

I finish up my coffee
It's time to catch the train
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"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen

Oswald acted alone.
PowerOfQ
Line of Eld
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:24 PM
Quote from Mishka on 2/1/2008 at 4:21 PM:
Ask and you shall receive. OK, so you didn't ask.

*dodges path of projectile vomit*


But according to reviewer "Maggie Stars" it's the "Best song ever!". And reviewer "nicolle1989" says "kocham tą piosenkę!! "...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
JakeKnight
posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:25 PM
Quote from PowerOfQ on 2/1/2008 at 4:20 PM:
OH. NO. I forgot one. THIS ONE needs serious consideration. Actors as singers is a terrible, terrible idea.


Ewww. Yeah. How could I forget Don Johnson's recording "career." That's just a bad song all around. Bad music, he can't sing, not a catchy, stupid lyrics, and Don Johnson. That's a good one.


Quote from Mishka on 2/1/2008 at 4:21 PM:
Ask and you shall receive. OK, so you didn't ask.

*dodges path of projectile vomit*


That's the one. I clicked your link, listened for 2 seconds, shuddered, groaned, crossed myself, and hit the red x up in the corner. At least as far as songs that actually got a lot of airplay, I say that one takes the cake.
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PowerOfQ
Line of Eld
 posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:25 PM
Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/1/2008 at 4:23 PM:
You ain't kiddin'...


*Bows, in deference*

excellent find
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
JakeKnight
posted: 2/1/2008 at 4:26 PM
Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/1/2008 at 4:23 PM:
You ain't kiddin'...


I'd thought about the Eddie Murphy classic. But the truth the chorus is catchy. And the song is bad enough that its funny.

Nope. Its no Shiny Happy People. That song makes me consider suicide.
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