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Quote from JakeKnight on 2/1/2008 at 4:26 PM:
Nope. Its no Shiny Happy People. That song makes me consider suicide.


So it doesn't make you shiny or happy?
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Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/1/2008 at 4:11 PM:
Sheeeeeeerrrrrry bayaybeee... *vomits*


Hey...wait just a darn minute! ...I lOVE that song

The worst one is just about ANYTHING out of David Hasselhoff's mouth!
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I would vote for "Afternoon Delight," but this version vindicates the track:
Anchorman
Kirsten
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Quote from Crabby on 2/1/2008 at 4:28 PM:


The worst one is just about ANYTHING out of David Hasselhoff's mouth!


Good call. How did you people forget Hasselhoff?
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Quote from JakeKnight on 2/1/2008 at 4:26 PM:
I'd thought about the Eddie Murphy classic. But the truth the chorus is catchy. And the song is bad enough that its funny.

Nope. Its no Shiny Happy People. That song makes me consider suicide.


SHP is the opposite of the Murphy song in the sense that EM's chorus is catchy and the rest of the song sucks, whereas SHP has excellent verses and bridge, and a train-wreck of a chorus.

I can listen to SHP until they reach a chorus, so although it's bad, it's not "Girl is Mine" or "We Built This City" bad.
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Quote from JakeKnight on 2/1/2008 at 4:31 PM:
Good call. How did you people forget Hasselhoff?


Kirsten
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Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/1/2008 at 4:32 PM:


I can listen to SHP until they reach a chorus, so although it's bad, it's not "Girl is Mine" or "We Built This City" bad.


You know, the truth is I can't remember one lick of the rest of the song. Just that chorus. Which makes me want to climb a tower with a rifle.
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Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/1/2008 at 4:30 PM:
I would vote for "Afternoon Delight," but this version vindicates the track:
Anchorman


No way. The original itself is a classic guilty pleasure, and the Anchorman bit just underscored its excellence.

The genius of Afternoon Delight is that everyone one in America of all ages was singing along with that song, either oblivious to or ignoring the fact that it was all about scoring a nooner. It seemed so innocent, but it was all about shagging.

No other song, with the exception of the Beatles "Please Please Me", has ever been so dirty yet received such widespread acceptance.

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"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen

Oswald acted alone.
*Deep sigh*

I almost hate to torture you guys with this.

4 Non Blondes - What's Up

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Quote from LebbenB on 2/1/2008 at 2:28 PM:
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Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/1/2008 at 4:32 PM:


*gouging own eyes out*

Thanks for the visual...guh

Any mention of the 'hoff though harkens me back to "Baywatch". Which leads to thoughts of Pamela, the early years.

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Quote from Dragon76 on 2/1/2008 at 4:37 PM:
*Deep sigh*

I almost hate to torture you guys with this.

4 Non Blondes - What's Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDpMfEeo3Q


Yes. As a very blonde woman I especially hate this song. Sounds more like 4 cats being tortured.
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Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/1/2008 at 3:51 PM:


But as a hard-core Beatles fan, it pains me to say that there's one song at least as bad -- Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson's cringe-inducing duet, "The Girl is Mine." Maybe not a big enough hit to qualify for this list, but every time I've ever heard it, I've curled into a fetal position while screaming, "WHY, PAUL? WHY?"


Funny, with the exception of "Maybe I'm Amazed" I can't stand to listen to anything Paul did post-Beatles.
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Quote from diddidit on 2/1/2008 at 4:41 PM:

You are dead to me. Sleepy
Kirsten
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• 1st trail relay (North Country)