>General Running>Funny signs you have seen during a race
Before Saturday's Soldier Field 10, while waiting for my corral to start, I looked over and saw this sign:
HAVE YOU POOPED YET?
It reminded me of several other signs I have seen on the sidelines, such as
THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA 3 MONTHS AGO
RUN AS IF YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY CLOWNS
SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR
RUN? I THOUGHT YOU SAID RUM.
What signs have you seen during your races?
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A Dance with Monkeys
Pain is Hills Entering Your Body.
Pride is Temporary, Pain is Forever
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
some signs at the recent Zion 100
"You are NOT almost there"
"Humpty Dumpty had wall issues too"
"Getting up early to hang this sign wasn't easy either"
"P.R. or E.R."
"Think this is hard? try growing out bangs"
"5 to 1 you hurl before this is over"
"Blisters are Braille for awesome!"
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Butterflies, Unicorns and other things. Beginners and Beyond
The infamous L&O. careful, they bite (the most fun on RA)
Interval Junkie --Nobby
"Paul Ryan blew by here an hour ago!" (at mile 2 of the Philly marathon 2012)
"Bike dismount area ahead" (also at the Philly marathon)
2014 Goals: sub-3 Marathon at Boston
Current Status 12/05: Building base mileage
"This Parade Sucks" at the Broad Street 10 Mile Run
Runner's High® - Endurance Nutrition
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"No one MADE you do this"
I've posted this before so sorry to those that have seen it in previous version of this thread .... taken by my wife at Mile 25 of 2011 Cal Int Marathon:
"My pace or yours?"
"Worst parade ever"
"Those shorts make your butt look fast"
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5k < 25 5/19 24:28; 10/26 24:43
HM < 2:00: NYC 3/17 1:59:01; Ocean City MD 10/29 1:55:09; Philadelphia 11/17 1:53:43
Marathon < 4:00 NYC Marathon 11/3 3:59:40
Westfield 5 Mile Turkey Trot 11/30
Needs more cowbell!
Best. sign. EVER!!!
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
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I saw "Chuck Norris never ran a marathon." during the 2012 Twin Cities Marathon. I smiled, which prompted the holder of the sign to yell, "Do it for Chuck!"
It wasn't a sign, but a spectator said this at the the top of a down hill we were about to run down. It was an out and back course so we had to run up the hill at the end of the race:
"We're going to start digging, so when you get back it will be down hill for you!"
maybe you had to be there....
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Last Race: Guilford Race To End Domestic Abuse 5k Race October 2, 2011
Currently Injured: Patellofemoral Syndrome September 11, 2011 to Today
"Shoe sale ahead""Run like you stole something"
'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'
"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher
"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis
The other day I saw, "Hey John, why are all those girls looking at your ass?".
Weight - 200 lbs (currently 205)
Marathon - 3:15 (BQ) 3:07:21 10/5/13 - St. George, Utah
HM - 1:32 1:30:38 10/13/13 - Okanagan Marathon
10k - 42:00 41:58 10/13/13 - Okanagan Marathon (1st 10k)
5k - 20:00
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