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I Got Dissed By a Bicyclist (Read 2179 times)

Quote from JakeKnight on 8/6/2008 at 1:31 PM:
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Whew! I feel better. Nothing like a good biker rant in the morning to get the blood flowing. Was it at as good for you as it was for me?



whew is right. That was fun! Cool

PB: 36:44 2008 STWM 5k ... now to bring that lower...
Lord of the Manor
LMAO@jake and his anti biker crusade.

I know exactly how you feel.
Roads, where we're going we don't need any....roads.
RunAsics
Person of Interest
Quote from jamesatkinson on 8/6/2008 at 1:05 PM:
Ah yes, and runners are ALWAYS so sculpted and toned.


I am. Aren't you? Evil grin

Quote from jamesatkinson on 8/6/2008 at 1:05 PM:

Perhaps you'd prefer to see overweight people stuffing their faces with burgers and watching TV all day, but I applaud the effort required to get on a bike and cycle when you're a fat c***.


But what if they are guys that I (or you) have seen for years... they cycle like crazy but never loose weight. They are fit but fat. I don't get it. Especially the spandex.
"Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is."

5k PR: 18:15 (06/08); 8k PR: 30:19 (03/08); 5M PR: 30:27 (06/08); 10k PR: 37:58 (10/08); 15k PR: 57:34 (11/08); 10M PR: 1:04:18 (05/08); HM PR: 1:28.03 (02/08); M PR: 3:11.51 (11/08)
Quote from RunAsics on 8/6/2008 at 2:45 PM:
I am. Aren't you? Evil grin



But what if they are guys that I (or you) have seen for years... they cycle like crazy but never loose weight. They are fit but fat. I don't get it. Especially the spandex.



I used to know a guy, 5'11" and 350+ lbs, who was a cyclist. He was decent too, 200+ mile rides on the weekend and did Paris-Brest-Paris one year...but never lost an ounce...
"Talent" is a cop-out for not wanting to try harder.

marathon - 2:28
HM - 1:09:53
10K - 30:57
5K - 15:18 (2nd half of above 10K)
Lord of the Manor
Quote from spaniel on 8/6/2008 at 3:39 PM:
I used to know a guy, 5'11" and 350+ lbs, who was a cyclist. He was decent too, 200+ mile rides on the weekend and did Paris-Brest-Paris one year...but never lost an ounce...


probably needs to put down the triple cheeseburgers......
Roads, where we're going we don't need any....roads.
Bikers are fat.
32,000 Miles Later
Quote from TanyaS on 8/6/2008 at 5:25 PM:
Bikers are fat.


Amy
Email: Dragon76@HelloKitty.com
veggies on the run
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Thanks Dragon!

I can't drop my own A-Bomb on my own comments about foul-tempered flabby fartwads.*




*Golden, JK.

32,000 Miles Later
I'm just shocked, shocked, that you would use the F-word.
Amy
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veggies on the run
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
In that case, go FADC.

Thanks.
32,000 Miles Later
Quote from AroundTheHorn on 8/6/2008 at 4:13 PM:
probably needs to put down the triple cheeseburgers......


Nope. Just needs better Spandex. Duh.

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And its not a crusade. I prefer "Divine Quest." Or "Mission from God."

"Crusade" is so historically charged with negativity. I like to keep my hate more politically correct.
E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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Lord of the Manor
Quote from JakeKnight on 8/6/2008 at 6:07 PM:
Nope. Just needs better Spandex. Duh.

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I guess you want to keep more fat people around huh..... let me guess, to make you look better?
Roads, where we're going we don't need any....roads.
Don't call me a monkey.
Saturday morning trail running I came to a gaggle of mountain bikers standing around gabbing and drinking and as if they couldn't block the trail enough with their bodies they had their bikes lying in the dirt around them.
The Amish have nothing on me.
Henceforth I have forsaken the wheel.
He who has the best time wins.

Jerry
...for Bernie
Why can't we all just get along?

"I was now a baby-burping, farting, too cold, too hot, not hungry-stripped to my core, a simple, frail consciousness." - R Claridge during '08 Leadville 100
I blew through a couple stop signs today on my ride.

Hate me.
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611