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Official RA Joke Thread! (Read 4552 times)

Mississippi view log	posted: 4/4/2007 at 7:12 PM modified: 4/4/2007 at 7:13 PM
	Quote from Mississippi on 3/30/2007 at 7:13 PM: Yours is from Ace Ventura Pet Detective...I have that movie. I WAS WRONG. There, are you happy Jeff? The movie I was thinking of was Ace Ventura When Nature Calls... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/quotes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace: [holding a skunk, imitating Tony Montana in Scarface] Say hello to my STINKY little friend! [lifts the skunk's tail]
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

Mississippi view log	posted: 4/4/2007 at 7:13 PM modified: 4/4/2007 at 7:13 PM
	Quote from JakeKnight on 3/30/2007 at 7:17 PM: Or maybe Scarface. whisper See my last post.
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

jEfFgObLuE view log Frustrating Project	posted: 4/4/2007 at 7:14 PM modified: 4/4/2007 at 7:15 PM
	Mississippi, Are you having a "My Name is Earl" moment where you're trying to go back and right all of your wrongs? It's cool, you know. No need to panic. Cheers, Jeff
	20th Century: 800m: 2:04 \|1600m: 4:37 \|3200m: 10:06 \|5k: 16:23 \|10k: 35:38 \|15k: 54:20 25k: 1:35:59 21st Century: 5k: 19:42 \|10k: 43:00 "Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen Oswald acted alone.

Mississippi view log	posted: 4/4/2007 at 7:19 PM
	Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 4/4/2007 at 7:14 PM: Mississippi, Are you having a "My Name is Earl" moment where you're trying to go back and right all of your wrongs? It's cool, you know. No need to panic. Cheers, Jeff No, my karma is just fine. Okay, well maybe it was bugging me a little.
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

Chenille frozen :D	posted: 4/4/2007 at 7:49 PM
	Quote from Mississippi on 3/30/2007 at 6:16 PM: A friend of mine showed me this website, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it. What's your slogan? Smart. Beautiful. Cheryl. Movie quote: And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Cheryl in the world. Made my day
	Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away...(unkown) Unus Dies Procul A Vicis • Go With The Flow • Thyroid Support Group</a>

Mississippi view log	posted: 4/7/2007 at 4:45 PM modified: 4/7/2007 at 4:46 PM
	Happy Bunny Day. Silly, but it makes me laugh every time.
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

Mississippi view log	posted: 4/7/2007 at 10:16 PM modified: 4/7/2007 at 10:17 PM
	http://www.webworksllc.com/I_Like_You.cfm My daughter sent this link to me.
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

zoom-zoom view log Registered for #2	posted: 4/8/2007 at 12:47 AM
	Oh, you asked for it! I like you too! k
	Kirsten '07: 1324.5 mi '08: 1561 mi ... • Ladies Locker Room • .: 2009 Goals :. • Run 1750 miles • 2 marathons (May - Bayshore, Fall - ?) • PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k? ~ HM ~ 26.2 • 1st trail relay (North Country)

Mississippi view log	posted: 4/8/2007 at 1:28 AM
	Quote from zoom-zoom on 4/8/2007 at 12:47 AM: Oh, you asked for it! I like you too! k I love it!!
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

waterfordrider view log Team Effort	posted: 4/8/2007 at 2:16 AM
	Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 5. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 6. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 7. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. < Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
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waterfordrider view log Team Effort	posted: 4/8/2007 at 3:57 AM modified: 4/8/2007 at 3:58 AM
	DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank." "I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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shuggaar	posted: 4/10/2007 at 12:39 AM
	The Impossible Quiz http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143 Click on Play This game on the right side of the screen. I think I made it to question 40 before giving up. Be warned, it's addictive
	2008 Columbus/Philadelphia marathon training starts soon. Check it out, I was completely hosed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFydXT0MmqU Getting married July 25, 2009!!

zoom-zoom view log Registered for #2	posted: 4/12/2007 at 11:50 AM
	A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut." The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Oh, heavens no, officer." said the wife. "Only when he's been drinking."
	Kirsten '07: 1324.5 mi '08: 1561 mi ... • Ladies Locker Room • .: 2009 Goals :. • Run 1750 miles • 2 marathons (May - Bayshore, Fall - ?) • PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k? ~ HM ~ 26.2 • 1st trail relay (North Country)

jEfFgObLuE view log Frustrating Project	posted: 4/12/2007 at 11:53 AM
	Sounds like zoom-zoom and did in about 30 years or so...
	20th Century: 800m: 2:04 \|1600m: 4:37 \|3200m: 10:06 \|5k: 16:23 \|10k: 35:38 \|15k: 54:20 25k: 1:35:59 21st Century: 5k: 19:42 \|10k: 43:00 "Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen Oswald acted alone.

zoom-zoom view log Registered for #2	posted: 4/12/2007 at 11:55 AM
	Ha! Though he doesn't tend to drive very fast...he's the more conservative "grandpa" driver of the two of us. k
	Kirsten '07: 1324.5 mi '08: 1561 mi ... • Ladies Locker Room • .: 2009 Goals :. • Run 1750 miles • 2 marathons (May - Bayshore, Fall - ?) • PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k? ~ HM ~ 26.2 • 1st trail relay (North Country)

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