>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Marathon Maniac # 3228
I've got a fever...
Ha! Though he doesn't tend to drive very fast...he's the more conservative "grandpa" driver of the two of us.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Team HTFU NCTR Driver
Hmm. Wasn't he the one who posted the video of that car going like Mach 4? Maybe when mama ain't around papa don't drive so slow...
Needs more cowbell!
• 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)
• 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
You might be a runner if...
hearing the soundtrack to "Rocky" gives you goose bumps.
you love shoes...running shoes.
you won't drive by any running store without a quick look inside.
you have more old dirty shoes piled by the door than a farmer.
you spend at least 25% of your income on running stuff.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
A Dance with Monkeys
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.